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whats the cheesiest thing anyone has ever said to you?
last night a man told me 'your eyes shone across the dance floor like stars' i actually laughed out loud. then i felt mean : (
does anyone remember darius from pop idol? god he was cheesy. i went out with a guy once that reeeeeeeeally reminded me of him. he came out with some of the most branston inducing lines ever. i stopped seeing him cos i just couldnt take the cheese.
SO, help me cure my hangover with laughter. whats the cheesiest thing anyone has ever said to you? tell us i love a bit of cheese of an afternoon i do.
you should of punched that guy in the face
its the only way he'll learn
hahaha
im not good at punching
"branston inducing lines" ??
branston pickle
a cheese accompaniment
Bit of a stretch, that one
: )
?
I read it like an everyday phrase...
Not really thinking in context.
This should totally be an everyday phrase, or more so "branston inducing _______"
Branston inducing dress sense?
i thought that was probably the funniest thing
ive seen her write on here. charmingly funny
it must have been the dress
or the feel of your hand on my lips
?
or your fingers through my hair
i didnt wear that one in the end!
i did end up wearing a really thin print dress tho. it was COLD.
"You are pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda"
really?
thats not too cheesy. i'd be quite pleased if someone said that to me.
What if I said
"You're as pretty as Yoda and as smart as Princess Leia"?
less so.
princess leia was quite smart tho.
argh. where have I heard that before?
it's off something...
ARGH. This is going to kill me.
Simpsons
thankyou
Simpsons?
thankyou
simpsons
simpsons
thankyou
thankyou
Simpsons?
never heard of it
I already know.
Wasn't that obvious? You don't get a second one!
well done
You've just made that guy hate all women.
(Y)
i restained my laughter to more of a titter afte the initial snort
he was ok. we had a nice chat. im sure he doesnt hate all women.
(Y)
A guy at a club once walked over and told
me "your the best girl in the world". Bit scary.
I was on a train once and the guy sitting opposite kept looking at me and drawing. When I got off the train he showed me he'd drawn my mouth, creepy.
HAHAHA!
that's the best thing ever.
nobody's ever said anything cheesey to me. the most recent thing went like this:
"do you want to go the cinema with me?"
"um...no."
"my name's philippe!"
"ok, bye."
"i work in an opticians. would you like a free eye test?"
"no thanks, bye."
then he followed me for ages. he was also fat and had a ponytail and huge glasses
:(:(:(
thanks : )
yeah i seem to attract only weirdo's too.
once a man sat behind me on the bus and started stroking my hair. i was too scared to move and i didnt want to seem rude. god im gay.
Yes, you are
Not wanting to move for fear of insulting a freak who thinks it's ok to stroke your hair? That's really stupid
i know!
: (
im silly
thanks
that really helps.
:(
once a guy came up to me when i was at a bus stop, and asked me for directions. after he thanked me, he hung about creepily for a bit, then grabbed my face with both his hands and started trying to song me. i was 13 years old, he was about 60.
yeah, that was probably the worst thing. i ran home and cried. aw. :(
euwww
*hug*
once i had to go and see a play on my own and when i was waiting at the bus-stop later a tramp came up to me and started talking to me, then he said he needed a wee and promptly dropped his trousers and took it right next to me. then he kept shoving his beer can in my face : (
Hey hey hey
I aint no tramp!
thats one of my favourite DiS jokes
never fails to make me smile.
the whole "this guy was a cunt" followed by "hey! sorry!" or whatever.
no sarcasm.
ew! that's horrible.
another time! i was outside the cinema waiting for my friends, when this weirdo came up to me and kept asking me to come to a party with him. when i said no, he kept on threatening to punch me and told me he was going to get his 'gang' to beat me up. he was really loud&shouty&scary :(
: (
that sounds horrid.
i really dont know what goes on in some guys heads. i used to have this regular pesterer on the night bus. every time i went on it he'd be there and come and sit with me and get in my face and annoy me. he'd try and kiss me and stop me getting off the bus and stuff. how did he think that was going to impress me?! srsly. mental
some guys are propa weird.
a guy sat next to me on an empty bus a couple of weeks ago, and kept on trying to run his hands up and down my leg.
like you, i was really scared of moving, so i just cried on the inside.
:(
im glad im not the only silly one : )
i did myself proud a while ago tho. i was getting on the tube and there were a group of drunken football goers (see! football =evil) and one of them put his hand under my skirt and i shouted "dont fucking touch me!" i felt so brave : )
yeah!
it would have involved getting up and walking past him, and he would have been able to GRAB me and plunge me into the dark depths of creepy old men.
Some girl seemed to really like me
In a bar thing the other night. Then she said to me "You remind me of Jack Black." This seemed to be the reason she liked me I find it very odd someone would like me because I look slightly similar to an annoying film star.
I can guarantee you,
and I mean guarantee, that my mate Skinner looks more like Jack Black than you ever will. It's amazing
I don't want too
And I don't really think I do at all.
Therefore I win
That's 50 quid you owe me
I have a profile picture!
New profile picture of me!
BE EXCITED PEOPLE!
I think I might be watching
Bolton Vs West Ham in this photo, was that a couple of weeks before Christmas? AMAZING my picture is Pigfoot related!
It was a good day
I have my hat on from the Christmas Dinner!
Stop posting so much
is 300 not enough:|
It's for the best
I like to maintain the illusion that I don't need to wash... because I'm an angel.
well she obviously doesn't find him annoying.
d'you know what really ipressess the ladies tho? MAGIC! my best friend loves it when guys come up to us and show us tricks. she's putty in the hands of any man who can do magic.
I'm not going to learn magic to impress girls
fine
die alone.
you keep telling yourself that
but you know you will
I'll learn it to impress girls...
Then I'll be to scared to talk to girls and not use my magical abilities to their full extent.
"do you want some cheese?"
This thread
is just so that girls can laugh at stupid boys for having a dick.
HHAHAHA!
YOU HAVE A PENIS IN YOUR PANTS"!!
no its not
hasnt a girl ever said anything cheesy to you?
i've been known to come out with cheese. but its said with love
'TARD
is worse.
has a girl said something complimentary to me?
The best ive got is
"youre really.... different..."
A girl wouldent say something cheesy and mean it. Girls arnt stupid and testosterone fuelled.
A crazy girl once asked me
"Can I kiss you?" but it was loud and i thought she was going "my name's kirsty" and so i replied "is it? I'm Tom" and she went "can I kiss you?" and i said "yes you said" and she went "NO! CAN I KISS YOU?" and I went "oh! umm... no!"
Why no?
various reasons
she was ugly.
i had a girlfriend.
my friend said "you need to stay away from her, she's mental".
and this 'girl' was me
wise choice, Monpot.
p.s. Clwb for Evils?
I'd love to Mr Yo Soy
but i have no money, what with Zoninonino.
Dave The Shave, Shane Shuh-Shane Shane, Hawley, Heavyhead, and my brother are all going though.
Ace-o
see you Saturday!
In London! Mad innit!
No Wyverne Rd this Sunday btw. Dave's going to see Threatmantics/PWL and I'm going for a meal with my mamamdad 'cos of Mam's birthday.
hahaahah
sounds like something i'd say
but not to a stranger
actually i don't normally ask
thats sweet!
i'd love it if a guy asked me if he could kiss me (in the right circumstance of course) it's kinda innocent and romantic
why?
(dont say cos ur ugly)
no not a stranger
it could be someone i was already seeing or whatever.
to what/
Can I kiss you?
oh right
yeah. no.
a handsome and charing stranger perhaps...
who had £4?
*swoons*
oh mr darcy!
i know
he is my future husband.
why would it be cos he's ugly?
EH?
i meant dont say its cos IM ugly
pigfoots actually terribly mean to me in rl. we're only still friends because im scared : (
fine we're not
go fuck yourself.
im gonna smash up your precious cds.
How many is it?
I want to know!
No cds in the world?
That's gross.
BAH
fine. your dvds are dead.
Mental Polish girl (that;s from Poland - not a polisher, anyway ...)
Her: I like funny British man
Me: You saying I look funny ao that I am funny?
Her: Look funny!
Me: Like a clown?
Her: Yes but clown is not funny; clown is scary.
Me: So I look scary yet funny?
Her: Yes!
Me: And this is a good thing?
Her: Yes!
Me: I'm not a clown
Her: No?
Me: No
Her: Do you like coffee?
Me: Only when it's funny
Her: Coffee is funny?
Me: Can I go now?
Her: Ok, bye!
It's the only instance I could think of a girl chatting me up
don't ruin my moment
Was she hot?
one of my ambitions in life is to have East European/Russian friends who'd be willing to leave messages on my answerphone in a Cold War Spy Code of sorts.
"The Eagle flies westwards from Leningrad"
"The snow falls clockwise in St Petesburg"
that sort of thing.
She's quite nice, but she's a bit deranged
she laughs at everything I say. I offered her a jam tart and she burst out laughing. One of my friends is married to a Slovakian. She told me a good insult in Slovak was "Go to the woods"
I'm Eastern European!
but I don't have an accent :(
Doing that would be awesome.
I'm going to blank out "girl"
mental polish? Brain polish? Eww.
bf
"Do you like U2?, I'm gonna see a U2 tribute act tomorrow"
"no- they are fucking rubbish"
took me a few moments til after my reply to realise I was being asked out...shame, cos she was very attractive. I also managed to mess it up when the same girl tried to pull on me on two other occasions. I wish girls would just say ' I fancy you, will you go on a date with me/snog me/whatever.
Not a problem now, cos I have a wonderful chick.
Agreed.
You don't change for anyone do you. If you find yourself changing your opinions for people, hang around with other people innit.
But I spose he could have been a bit nicer. Like 'Not really my cup of tea'. That's what I say. Unless someone asks me about metal. In which case I respond: 'I won't ever listen to it unless I'm forced, sorry.'
The class gay was having a go at gingers.
So I humiliated him in front of the class, bringing him to tears almost.
As we were leaving the lesson, he came over and whispered in my ear:
"You think you've got away with it now, don't you? Well take it from me, son. I am going to make your life a living hell for the next few months. THEN, we'll see who's laughing."
Some people seem to act like they're in a soap opera. Like if he'd have had his way, the scene would've ended with me looking shocked and worried.
Anyway, all he did was write a letter to the head teacher about me, that someone ended up stealing from his bag and again, humiliating him in front of the class.
I loved school.
He was called Danny Drabble, but we changed his name to make funnier names.
It started off as Fanny Scrabble, but then we realised Fanny Dribble was much more amazing.
'fanny dribble'
hahahahaha. that IS amazing
=DDD
DDDDD
bf
You minorities should just learn to accept each other. If gingers and gays can't be buddies, who can!?
LMAO^
Me 4 Pigfoot 4eva
:(
is what i said to you
Brown people and Jews don't get along though, do they?
All the browns at my college hate Jews.
bf
I know, its fucking rubbish.
Seriously though- At the moment its "okay" to tease gingers, but its only a matter of time til they get militant, and it would be very justified.
Ginger Power
nobody has ever said anything to me in this vein.
this thread is the worst kind of discrimination imaginable - against me! i demand things that are me-inclusive.
Shall I start a "Girls who ignore me" thread
I've got loads to contribute!
that
would be acceptable.
how about
"have you ever been mauled by a girl on the last night of a festival?"
i respectfully decline
to enter into that sort of a discussion.
i will respectfully pester you to divulge then
TELL US TELL US!
guntrip
your hair is like velvet cascading over your shoulders so beautifully it makes me want to cry.
Pigfoot
I want your throwing mix of cartilage, tendon and pork despite being an avowed omnivore.
Is that cheesy?
Fucking herbivore
Fucking rose wine
I take it back
don't worry
eventually, you get past the crying and a deep-seated resentment sets in. that's when the REAL fun begins.
'Where's Brie?'
behind the.....
...goth?
I WANT MORE CHEESE!
this was on of the cheesiest convo's i have ever had (with the darius-alike incidently)
we kissed and then...
him: mmm you're an amazing kisser, how are your lips so soft?
me: um, vaseline?
him: *leaning in and putting on 'sexy' voice* do you use it on your tongue too?
i literally had no words.
now more please!
A very attractive girl
told me I had amazaing eyes. And eyelashes.
I had never met her before.
This story loses something when I reveal that she was a stripper, in a strip club.
a guy once said this to me
"what school do you go to? is is the school of SHAPE?"
it took me ages to work it out.
it was pretty lol.
>>
i wish women would stop judging men on what they say, how they act and what they look like. even out the playing field a bit for fellas like me
.
i wish the same, but with boys.
someone once said to me
What's cookin' good lookin'. At the time i thought it was the worst line i'd heard, but looking back it was probably the best.
hahaha
i like that one!
if a guy said that to me i'd find it amusing and cute.
yes
i guess one could see it that way, but he seemed to be saying it with extreme seriousness.
oh....
that is rather cheesy.
I'm the King of Cheese
and until i read this thread i was thoroughly proud of it.
Now i want to die
sorry!
cheesiness is so unattractive tho.
my darius made me cringe a fair bit.
nah, I like to think I'm cheesy in a good way
i tend to make 'em laugh rather than cringe.
but are they laughing WITH you or AT you?
:P
a bit of both i think
but by then I've already kissed their faces, so who's laughing now?!
um, you?
and them when they relate your cheesy lines to their friends :P
i once pulled by saying to a girl...
"you don't sweat much for a fat lass"
there are 3 possible explanations
1.) It was in swindon
2.) She didn't hear me
3.) She thought I was funny
I never found out
what?!
i would have been upset.
once a guy was pestering me in a club trying to dance with me all close and i was trying to get away and after a while he goes 'OH! are you a virgin?'
yes THATS the only reason i couldnt possibly have for not wanting to dance with a letchy prick.
yep, either a virgin or a lesbian
I was talking to someone earlier today about men with ridiculous attitudes to women
it really enrages me.
What is it with these scum? Builders whistling at women in suits. Why? 99% sure that it's because they feel the need to try and remind a woman who obviously earns more money than them that women are just there for sex. They're fucking idiots and I want to kill them. AND I'M A MAN!!!
yes
men are utter, utter shits.
i hate them.
why do they have to be so pretty? :'(
it's not all men
far from it
yes it is
all men are rubbish.
*man hating mood*
when i was about 15, and rubbish
i tried to kiss a girl at a party, and she tried to politely let me down by going "don't, I have a coldsore" and i said "don't worry, i've got some zovirax at home!"
-she wasn't having any of it.
Jokes on her though, I'm mint.
haha
thats not very cheesy tho!
its funny.
yeh
my life at 15 was nothing at all like Skins.
I' d need a whole mssg board to write them down
...
hmm, if only there was one of those aruond here...
ah a!
you are AROUND?
you calling me afat?!
anam
LOL
I rarely laugh out loud at DiS, but this time I did
I've been wanting to reply to this for a bit
but shan't.
Am sure that in the time, at the right moment, it was 'right'.
I hope so.
Anyhoo.
OH PLEEEEEEASE SHARE ROSE!
those who care, share :D
darius from pop idol once tried it one
with one of my friends' then-girlfriends in a bar.
i imagine branston was called for
haha
was it before or after he cut his hair and shaved and didnt look quite so ridiculous looking?
Noone ever chats me up.
EVERRR.