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The bit where the U.S army secretely put AIDS into their tetanus injections
and ramsay street died.
Sorry, thats my fantasy.
Fuck You
When
Karl, Phil and Lou went on a boat trip and accidentally took hallucinogenic drugs.
By far.
today
when susan remarked she didn't want to go away for a week for "other reasons" than those kids.. dr. karl must be a demon.. :/
Did that really happen?
I hope so.
^^^ this
didn't they see some crazy pigs or something?
i thought..
it was harold and jim that cooked up the mushrooms while camping? in fact im pretty sure it was!
"oh shit, everyone has died."
ah, I see that one has already been amply covered. I do apologise.
Fuck You
^ this
!
...
every scene that involves myshka. the funniest neighbours character EVER. i think the actor's name is debra something or other. she has the worst russian accent.
katya's descent into a life of crime was pretty funny today. she's a rubbish actor and her idea of looking like a criminal looked a bit like dick dastardly in wacky races.
That was amazing.
*shifty eyes*
dunno,
but sky(e) is SO hot
^ wrong
No,
you're wrong
i usually am
but not THIS time.
skye is hot
i love her. but i also love elle.
elle isn't hot either
You need glasses
you are an idiot
you have an idiocy i could not previously comprehend
fuck you
see!
http://www.pippa-black.com/Media/Gallery/Television/Neighbours/Episodes/E5126E5130/PippaBlackNeighboursE51265130010.jpg
perhaps not a great photo.
still, she looked nice today...
she's slept with ned
so have you
this is from
the pippa black fansite. it made me literally laugh
"Pippa has appeared in a few other places since she picked up her role in Neighbours such as an Australian eye liner makeup advert in which she appears as a nurse who is treating a patient who is rushed into hospital. Whilst tending to the patient she notices her painted eyelids and rubs some from the patient onto her finger and then applied it to her own eyes and admires the look in a small metal kidney dish."
haha
simple, yet effective.
seriously though
you'll be telling me Carmella isn't hot next...
oh
i quite like carmella. that may just be because she hasn't slept with ned yet though.
Elle > new girl > the former-nun > Skye
No no no!
Skye > not Skye
She's
MINE!
Correctamundo
No Carmela obviously.
There was an episode years ago
where someone, possibly Dr Karl, went round Lou's house, and Lou opened the door and his entire fist was covered in hand cream or something. It was well dodgy.
(I remember this)
I didn't believe my eyes when it happened
I'm glad you can verify.
neighbours is be funniest/worst thing ive ever seen
the "goth" character wears a fucking cape.
I mean COME ON.
brie as a goth?
i will never, ever forget being in Australia
this year and seeing BREE AS A GOTH FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
nobody believed me when i told them.
BUT SERIOUSLY! seeing that put me in the best mood ever.
And Hollyoaks is.....?
hilarious
neighbours is akward
you are so wrong
it hurts
neighbours
has a sense of humour that hollyoaks doesn't.
that is why it is superior...
hollyoaks is like watching an episode of alan partridge
neighbours is like watching a video on youtube of a man setting himself on fire
no, no
neighbours = ton in cheek
hollyoaks = student drama
tongue*
like, obviously..
No
unless the humour in Neighbours is beyond you? It is clearly funny. Is there something WRONG with you?
And Hollyoaks like Alan Partridge??
It's more like Emmerdale
None
i wish it would BURN BABY BURN
Fuck You
BWahahahahah
death to the shiiiiite!
Fuck You
When Marlene gave directions to the Pet Shop Boys!
They tell her that they are in a band, she wishes them luck and hopes they make it big - she hasn't heard of them!
When Annaliese finds out they were there she reveals that she is a big fan and has all the albums.
It was only Chris Lowe!
Fuck You
Indeed!
and deserved
That was just a joke.
I'm not mean on the interweb.
I know
I laughed. I get jokes unlike Hollyoaks viewers
I don't get that.
I love the random
was it Neighbours that had Michael Palin as a postman or something, or was that Home And Away?
Neighbours
had Clive James as a postman!
Ah yes
and Palin was in Home & Away just randomly walking down the beach. Now I remember.
I remember!
He has a surfboard and asks someone if there are any sharks in the sea, they tell him no and he runs in. Someone shouts out "Plenty of Jellyfish though!" and he runs back out.
I think that happened.
hahaha, yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261ugmDCcBU
Jesus!
I remembered that really well.
Brilliant!
Another classic...
Tad, AKA DJ Detonator, talking to Madge about a house-DJs stance on drugs. It was possibly Paul Van Dyke, one of the big European names anyway.
And when Toadie and Billy were talking about the X Files, and which was their favourite Spice Girl. It was 90s overload!
i remember
joel (the triathlon running guy who managed to live in every house on ramsay street i think) saying that he liked 'the prodigy' (with a hard G).
and skye saying she liked mogwai.
reading interviews
with the girl who plays skye is SO upsetting.
"um, yeah, lol. skye's really weird, i'm pretty plain&boring&average&dull to be honest, hehe!"
:'(
eg:
" I have a very diverse taste in music - I can listen to Robbie to Coldplay to Britney - they’re all very different artists and that’s what I wanted from the album."
sorry
for a second i thought this was an interview with you that you were copying and pasting.
ZING.
very droll.
i'm giving you the evils.
Joel's entry into the soap was amazing
he just knocked on the Kennedy's door and went "Yeh I met Mal in London. He said I could live here." and they went "ok!".
Haha LOL, I just remembered when the Kennedy's used to have 'Family Meetings' all the time. Ace.
yes!
i may have said this before, but i think one of my first ever memories is jim robinson having a heart attack and dying. this was in 1990 i think. i was 4.
i <3 neighbours.
bollocks
this thread has taken me past my three thousandth post and i didn't even notice.
ooh that was a classic
he was crawling around in the kitchen going "Fiona! Fiona*!" and the evil Fiona just let him die.
*Not Fihiki, that'd just be weird.
I also remember the controversy when the lovely Beth asked Brad to have sex with her, just for liek, practice or something. My friend's parents banned him from watching Neighbours after that.
mmm, brad
was he the spunky blonde haired one who liked surfing and got bitten by a shark?
no, that must have been home and away, surely? erinsborough is ages away from the sea.
Brad was a surf DUUUUDE
he was Pam and Doug Willis' son.
Why is my knowledge of Neighbours story lines from YEARS ago so much better than anything I learnt at school?
Ah remember when Phil Martin gave up his high-powered job at Lassiters and became a news agent instead? Great days.
Hannah Martin = Worst Ever Neighbours Character.
yeah, i can remember neighbours
storylines better than anything we did at school :(
i remember when phil's son michael tricked julie martin into thinking she was mental. and she fell off the roof of a hotel at a murder mystery weekend.
Ah Michael
he was also in Pugwall.
When Dee was sorting out her and Joel's CD collection...
after they broke up.
DEE: Mine, mine, Joels, mine, Joels, Joels, mine... mine, Joels... Abba? Must be Lance's...
-
God I loved Lance.
tad used to wear
mogwai t shirts
When "Elle Macpherson" was in it.
The girl who played Hannah went on to work as a receptionist
at the Warner Music building.
True story.
"Tom Jones?!"
"It's not unusual"
Best Neighbours moment in recent memory.
Right after Jack kills Lopan
and shuots "WANG!!"
This thread
makes me want to put up my picture of me in Summer Bay - at the Surf Club no less - as my profile pic.
Unfortunately it isn't on this computer.
When Toby Mangel was forced to smoke all the cigarettes
I haven't watched Neighbours in quite some time...
Toby Mangel!
Surely someone must remember when Phil, Lou and Karl went on a boat trip and accidentally took hallucinogenic drugs????
Someone???
JENAE'S FLYING HAMMER OF DOOM
Spanner?
That was rubbish.
Zeke falling over the other day however...
I'm starting to think
Zeke could be the best character Neighbours has had in years
I'm starting to think
that you're mentally ill.
!
how so?
This is, with a doubt, the best thread ever.
I could come up with loads but mainly Paul Robinson's Air Hostess impression... interuppted by the evil twin "oh shut up. You're an idiot, alright?"
Genius.
Also, when Drew did, and had his funeral
in the same episode. It was all so sudden.
And when Dee and Toady drove off the cliff.
Those are classics.
drew's death was brilliant
he fell off a horse and landed on his arse.
i also like how joe scully suddenly went 'to work on his dad's farm' and hasn't been back since. none of his children seem to care that they never see their father!
going back to work on a parent's farm seems to be a favourite neighbours storyline when they need to get rid of someone. isn't this where stuart went too?
Wasn't that to do
with him having some sort of drug issues in real life?
(joe scully i mean)
Isn't he
In that Sheila's Wheels ad, where they play in that club with that guy in a dress? I swear he is but no-one believes me.
I saw him 'perform'
at the University of Hertfordshire.
It consisted of students yelling "did you see holly valance's tits?"
I can't believe I work here sometimes
chuff
it's definately him.
yeah
i knew that, but they could have gotten rid of him in a more convincing way. they should have punished him by killing his character slowly and painfully.
joe mangel
went there too..only to his son's farm
and i think you're right with the Joe Scully thing
also how come Billy and Ann NEVER visit
Because they're in Dorba
People only leave Dorba in bodybags
Did you know what happened
to the actor?
He got sacked for being drunk on set and abusive to other cast members!
Since, he's been in the Sheila's Wheels advert.
I knew it!
Also according to IMDB: "On November 30, 2005 he was awarded $196,709 in damages by a court which ruled that Grundy television had unfairly terminated his Neighbours contract."
I read that on a Teletext news page...
My brother still has the picture of the headline on his cameraphone because it was so brilliant.
Isn't it great that
Ann & Billy are having a baby? I wish that they'd come back for a visit.
i liked anne
and if she comes back, maybe lance will too? wow! he was the best character ever.
can you watch annalise hartman's documentary on the internet anyway? i've never seen this and it sounds hilarious.
that's the one from
the anniversary episode that I missed! Gutted. Loads of people came back for a visit didn't they? Lance went out with that nasty Amy girl though, he's not allowed to bring her with him.
but he
went off to america with that nerdy girl he met at the sci-f convention, remember? he told amy to do one after she had that affair and got pregnant. IN HER FACE!
i want to see that anniversary episode :(
you can watch neighbours episiodes online
HERE. there's an archive of them and stuff. i'm trying to find which one the anniversary episode is.
http://www.geocities.com/clarke_thomas/
That's AMAZING
I'm amazed.
"Lance reappeared
when his mother, Ruth, began working as Helen’s physiotherapist. At first, Hannah was shocked to meet up with him again, but they soon patched up their differences when they went rollerblading together and got trapped in a rough part of town." It is for these kind of quality introductions that I watch this wonderful show everyday.
Now Hannah
she was hideous.
Also -
Classic Neighbours - 7.30 am - two episodes! UKTV Gold.
Oh, yes.
The episodes from about four years ago...
I saw the first episode with Skye in the other day. She had blue hair!
Yeah she was all 'wacky'
back then. When's she gonna have that baby?
I read in "we love telly" magazine
that it's early... this week!!
Oooooooo
very excited. That ugly girl's gonna steal it isn't she?
i liked it when
when jack started doing pills and he was dacning around in the front room doing the hoovering. he then answered the door to harold and was gurning at him. classic
Yeah.
She's very evil. I reckon it'll be a really dramatic episode... we haven't had a super-dramatic one since Paul was in the Mine Shaft thingy with the evil twin.
what about max
cleverly skidding his car into not-the-evil-twin? i was shouting at the telly!
Max has left now, hasn't he?
Let's talk about Max.
Does anyone remember the shot, with Max, sat alone, on the bench. Almost in a robotic pose?
I hope he comes back.
i love max
although robotic would be a good way to describe his acting in general.
i think he is coming back, but then he's going again :(
I'm not keen on Max
I don't know why...will Steph and Toady get toegether then?
It's because Max is a moron
Some of his better ideas:
- slamming his car into a defenceless man
- sectioning his wife
- being annoying
SPOILER
Apparently when Max comes back it comes to light that he has ben living a secret life with another family for a number of years. AMAZING!
True
that has practically heart-stopping.
anniversary episode
http://38.114.39.175/~ntv/episodes/Enhanced/2005/October2005/4773-181005.asf
you can watch it here!
I can't wait to get home
from work. I'm going to watch normal Neighbours, and then the anniversary episode straight after!
THANKYOU!!!
Where did you find that? Any other episodes?
this has about five years worth i think
http://www.geocities.com/clarke_thomas/
:D
you are my favourite DiSer.
This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
I really want to find the one where Dee dies.
It's so hard to find!
But did she die
they never found her, maybe she'll do a Harold on us?
I hope so.
They must've not had the body found so there's a possibility of her returning. It'd be so impossible, but so Neighbours.
Also, what happened to Conor? He left in the time I stopped watching.
bad twin
did something to him i think. but then there was something about him turning up in thailand or somewhere?
toadie was investigating and then he lost interest.
haha...
didn't he leave a message? or something?
I hope you had a good
reason for stopping watching my friend. I only miss Neighbours if I'm abroad or have to work late. I was away for 3 weeks in December and was very confused when I returned in Jan, all back up to speed now. Damn these complicated storylines.
I didn't.
I just stopped watching... I feel ashamed to this very day
He's in 'Japan'
this helps
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storylines_of_Neighbours
you want episode 4293 i think. which was some time in 2003.
i'm such a geek.
excellent.
Oh my goodness
I really wish I hadn't click on that link and read ahead! I've just ruined it for myself! SPOILER WARNING in future!
Who is Guy Sykes?
2007 - Elle (having returned from Tasmania) is shocked to find the missing Max Hoyland shopping in a
WOAH!!!!
swimsuit?
Isn't Guy the one
who got Izzy pregnant?
I thought that was Gus
Oh pants, yes.
In that case
Who's Guy Sykes?
Who IS Guy Sykes?
guy
is the one from katya's past that wanted money from her.
oh for fucks sake
and I only saw it on Tuesday. I'm so stupid. Der
Ah, he's only just
come into it and therefore he's not yet committed to me heart and mind.
i hate that Katya
nastypieceofwork
damn right
I scream expletives every time she comes on the screen
i hope she dies
and takes ned with her.
ned
is the worst thing ever to happen to that programme
No.
That's Brie.
Or a woman that was in it (the main reason I stopped watching)... forgotten her name. Lynn's mum?
valda?
hahaha.
Valda was amazing!
.
Yes!
I hated her so much.
But...
she was great!
I bet you didn't even like Darcy!
Which is the episode with
"When
Karl, Phil and Lou went on a boat trip and accidentally took hallucinogenic drugs.
By far.
devonmalcolm | 24 Jan '07, 21:18 | Send note | Reply "
This didn't actually happen, did it?
I can't find a link!
In my mind it did
I am sure of it!
you're sure you're sure?
i vaguely remember this
i have no idea when it was though.
:(
I NEED to find this.
Only one hour and a bit...
We get Newsround first too!
Can this be the official Neighbours discussion thread?
I can't wait!
I don't know if I'm going to get home in time!
If my bus is late I'm screwed! I'm going to have to run from the bus-stop to my flat!
Leave work early.
It'll be worth getting sacked!
I leave in 5 mins
run to the bus stop (10 mins) get bus (15 min ride) run home (10 mins) I might just make it. Can someone call a bomb into the BBC so they have to delay the schedule?
go go go!
I did it!
I'm home. Newsround is just finishing and I'm on the sofa ready and waiting. Bit excited about the promise of new credits!
OMG best character EVER
Paedo Chris Cousens Taking photos of Serena. Then reappearing to spike Jennaes drink! I LOVE HIM. Bring him back to get Rachel!
Jennae the one married to Boyd
or her mum? They have similar names.
Janelle is the mum
Cousens was a paedo, he wouldn't of been interested in her.
Today's episode.
Is so bad.
Watch for Stingray's 'shut up' line. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.
Oh yeah and...
new credits!
And just so you don't get your hopes up
I mean just new shots of the characters. They're still the stupid cartoon backgrounds.
new credits!?
AMAZING
I totally forgot it's on at 1 ish in the daytime.
It'll be hard to beat the evil twin's "shut up" line
from months ago.
pretty much anything with lance.
he is my all time favourite neighbours character.
the anniversary episode was outrageously good. oh, the memories...
It was ace.
Lance was the best. Joe Mangel is a close second.
who was Joe Mangel?
related to Skye?
Joe is Skye's
sorta dad
you have the internet
on the bus!
are you nearly home?!
oh
I made it, see above!
now shush, the new credits are about to roll!
He adopted her
When her mum was shot by ducks, or something.
IT'S ON!
Everyone shh!!
Bree said
"Having it off"! Teehee
I'm gonna do a commentary...
and then post it all as one.
New credits... okay, but not different enough. We need drastic change - not stupid animated background. and a variation on the theme
Oh my God - dream sequence!!!! Skye looks cute again
What's that girl called again? The evil one? she's up to no good.
Jannae! <3 Is it wrong that I'm thinking "jesus christ, what *is* she wearing?"... probably. And what's that green thing she's drinking?
I don't like that Elle and that guy are back together again... not at all.
This is the episode with the two dates? I hope Lou doesn't choose Mishka - most annoying character EVER, such a bad accent too. I want her to leave forever.
Scott is horrible for being evil to Jennae. A coffee isn't enough for that hundred he stole... the bastard.
I hate Rachel and Brie too.
"I don't have a problem!" - cringeworthy, but brilliant, as hell.
Crazy nice hotel guy... that would NEVER happen. And here's Mishka... I hate her so much (I mentioned that, right?) - I hope she leaves forever. Oh dear, Skye's Russian accent was ever worse than Mishka's.
I like Elle....but Skye shouldn't have to see that! Especially so close to the pregnancy!
"the most seriously delectable babe of the"...what!?
Yay... Harold! He's the best character ever in these situations. Rachel's being rubbish though.
Hahaha! This scene is amazing! Close-ups! loads of voices! "shaaaart!! aaarrrp!!"
Contractions!? I knew they'd come soon. But the evil girl can't be there...!
I hate Mishka... she better not be back for good. Looks like she is though. And why's she still wearing that uniform?
"Is that how it is, old man?" ---> Scott is horrible. NO ONE speaks like that horrible.
A slap! My God, this is an awesome episode.
Also - what kind of shirt is Karl wearing!?
Yay! Another evil girl bit! She is insane. Dragged out kicking and screaming!
Oh, he's left... that was predictable.
episode rating: 8/10
Tomorrow's should be good.
well, that was pretty much
THE WORST EPISODE EVER.
5.5/10 i give it.
what?
why?
It was...
It was terrible.
you're wrong
WRONG :(
Can I just say
I think this has been one of my fav threads ever. Thanks for starting it.
This *is* my favourite thread ever.
Fihiki, I thank you very much. despite you giving it a bad rating.
haha, you're welcome, both of you (H)
i thought the acting was terrible, and so was the script.
bits that were meant to be emotional and whatever (see Stingray, and Theresa being arrested) just made me proper LOL.
The visual effects were pure badness too.
What the hell was the pinhead effect they did on Janae and Harold and stuff? awful.
oh yeah, and
lou and mishka was pretty much the worst thing ever.
*cringe*
Yeah,those crazy filming techniques
are the best thing about Neighbours!
Well, maybe not, but almost.
I love the music
Those little clips of songs that you know we can all sing along to!
They change them every few months...
I love watching classic Neighbours in the morning. It gives me a good reason to get up.
Those sound bites are so nostalgic!
shaaart aarrrrp
it doesn't matter anyway, tomorrow is going to be good. good stuff is on the way.
good stuff = FIRE!
huzzah!
fire!?!
don't tell me more!
I already had it ruined
by that wiki link.
I can't believe there's a fire...
I'm so excited!
sky gives birth
to a flaming baby. they have to call the fire brigade to put it out. then they call it jose (pronounced 'hose').
i didn't think it was great
maybe a 6.5 though.
lou and myskha 'pashing' turned my stomach a little bit and the crazy woman is annoying me. i did enjoy her shouting 'CALL AN AMBULANCE' to no-one though. and later on, getting taken away by those security men with 'SECURITY' written all over their uniforms. they even had caps that said 'SECURITY' on them!
Yeah, those were the highlights.
"her shouting 'CALL AN AMBULANCE' to no-one though" - Yes. I found that hilarious.
"First I'll give you a piece
of my brain", brilliant.
Her names Teresa.
that was myshka
silly.
I was being effecient
by answering 2 Qs at once.
Silly.
effecient eh?
NOW WHO'S THE SILLY ONE?
not me! spiggin' awesome!
Pants
careful or I'll give you a piece of my brain
Brain
careful or I'll give you a piece of my pants
^ POTD
:)
.
I <3
the episode titles for Neighbours.
I do too...
aslong as they don't completely give away the plot- which they do a lot of the time.
best neighbours moment
a few years ago now - phillip martin was in the kitchen washing the dishes - and you could only see the top half of his body, and his hands were going ten to the dozen around his mid section, below the worktop - it really looked like he was having a tug. then foam started flying all over the place when he got angry at something hannah had done!
well, it was funny when i was 14 ....
lolzzz
That....
was a mental episode.
don't tell me what happened!
waiting for the 5.35 episode!!
Can't wait.
exactly!
NO SPOILERS PLEASE.
except apparently she gives birth & the hospital catches fire.
...
I knew that already, thankfully.
Otherwise, I'd totally hate you. Which would be sad, because you seem nice.
haha, thank you.
it's always nice to find a fellow appreciator of neighbours.
ONLY AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES LEFT.
Oooh!
My brother has recorded it for me on Sky+. But not watching it at 5.35 would be weird.
Also: YAY!! NOT LONG TO GO! This one's going to be a classic.
and we get Newsround first!
...half an hour!
746
WOAH
TWO MINUTES.
(DiS clock
is wrong, right?)
:(
yes, it is!
Should be on now!!
:D
and now it is!
rosa/rosie
's internal monologue was terrible.
no!
why did teresa run all the way to ramsey street and then run back to the hospital? POINTLESS.
amazing.
that boiling water bit was incredible.
i wish we'd actually
seen carmella's face though.
8/10
Yep. Totally agree.
Not as great as I thought it'd be.
Will she be scarred now? I hope not :(
And it's a girl! - She's missing!
(the first of the four of five)
post Neighbours MSN conversations!
alex says:
my god
alex says:
that was crazy
And fihiki - your rating was spot-on this time! :D
...
alex says:
i know
alex says:
but i need an update
alex says:
who the hell is this crazy theresa woman
(he doesn't watch it often)
...the second...
Cosmia says:
NEIGHBOURS!!!
Cosmia says:
AMAZING!
Cosmia says:
an all-time classic
The good times are killing me! says:
i know
The good times are killing me! says:
hilarious
The good times are killing me! says:
thats why im glad u dint tellme
The good times are killing me! says:
were u gonna say teresa nicked the baby?
yeah, i was hoping for something better.
sky's "my newborn baby has gone missing face" was really, really bad.
and karl's face was all "yeah, it was me SOZ"
he can't look concerned, that actor.
I know, it was just like "my bad"
Have you seen Karl's band live?
no!
i saw him on soapstar superstar though.
I missed it!
I would go see him. But he hasn't toured in a while :(
Because everything is right next door
Innit!!
some classic harold moments:
-harold was getting off with his son's wife's mum, and asked lou to fetch him his viagra. upon lou's arrival, harold informs him that medication is no longer necessary and slopes of into the sauna with his ladyfriend.
-harold had his 'mad spell' and started boozing, eating steak and hitting on lynne.
-harold did that thing where he shakes his head and does that noise and the whole lot wobbles like a jelly.
there was an ace harrold moment
where he attacked Paul Robinson, and the camera cut to this crazy Evil Dead style POV shot. It was brilliant.
that was
mint.
The Harold Rap
.. was briefly hilarious.
that was like an episode of
darkplace.
amazing.
Evil hand...
stealing Kerry.
I felt really clever at the start of the episode, thinking I'd worked out that Stinger had the baby, and I was then proven wrong.
TheWildSon's theory =
Dylan took it.
ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY.
the creepy, stroking hand looked rather manly.
:D
Look below!
heheh. post-Neighbours MSN conversations RULE.
Yes! Thankyou for reviving this...
I'll paste what I said elsewhere:
"I never really saw anyone else but Theresa as a possibility...they didn't really make that clear in the last episode."
And the hand at the end was Dylan's, I think :D
that was definitely
a women's hand! Or possibly that of a child. Dylan probably has RUGGED MAN HANDS.
You think...?
I thought it was slightly manly and hairy?
I wish I SKY+'d it!
Combining the two viewpoints
Hairy + Womenly = SUSAN
IT MUST BE SUSAN
hahah...
that'd be the best twist ever.
It was
especially with Stoiiiiiiiiiger pointing while he was walking. It was hilarious.
I love Steiger.
He's a real man.
I missed neighbours
yesterday. Can someone fill me in? I saw Friday's when Sky had the baby, walked into the room and said "where's Kerry, where's my BABY" to Karl. Next please.
"can someone fill me in?"
you're just asking for a smutty reply from cunt now.
Here's hoping
:)
it was exciting
erm, they spotted that kerry with a buggy but it was empty! the police interviewed her and she was like 'where's my baby..have you found it'
Stingray was found asleep in the shrubs around lassiters..with a teddy and Kerry's name tag thing..with NO recollection of what he did/where he went
Sky and Janane agreed they did Kerry is fine and well somewhere as they can feel her spirit or something...
She is! in a cot thing with a mystery hand adjusting the blanket..who can it be???
I can feel it in
my spirit too. Thanks for that. Hope I get home in time today. Damn work getting in the way of important things.
well,
that was predictable. :(
don't tell us what happened!
I'm waiting for the 5.35 showing.
I didn't open this thread - http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1561819 - due to possible spolilers. Too sad?
It's gonna be another
mad dash for me my fellow Neighbours addict. If that bus is late (like yesterday) it'll be curses, CURSES.
WOAH.
that was pretty lame. kinda.
I missed the 1st half
at the least the very end revealed all.
I was right!
or, my mum was :D
Yeah, pretty boring episode.
Rating: 6/10
who had the baby in the end?
Theres also baby-snatching in Home & Away and Hollyoaks tonight!
Dylan seems to have taken it
from somewhere outside the hospital, probably where Stingray had it.
but it looked like a womans hand stroking it yesterday?
not reallllly
the hand was kinda big.
just not very hairy.
yeah but..
http://www.dimspace.com/albums/HulkHands/DSC02663.jpg
also,
emma bunton, Terry Nutkin, Jo Whiley, Michael Parkinson, julian Clary and Neil Morrissey have all appeared in neighbours!?!?!?!?!?
terry nutkin got some of his fingers bitten off by a sealion
this is my favourite piece of (possibly-true-but-i-dont-really-know) trivia
Wasn't it an otter?!
well.
maybe dylan was wearing lady-like gloves, just like these people are wearing incredible hulk ones.
Bandwagon jumpers
Dylan (sorry if I ruined that for anyone. It was a crap episode. Why was the baby just lying on the floor at the hospital?!
I didn't get that either...
but I thought it'd be something obvious and I'd sound stupid.
Does anyone remember
a teenage tearaway character called TEABAG that tried to lead hannah astray?
Also, did hannah once get stuck down a drain or summat, and Bouncer found her (obv)
x
Bump.
I went out yesterday, so couldn't comment on the episode. Basically, pretty boring. 5/10
On in a second !
today's episode rating: 6
Meh.
it had its moments
How did she NOT realise it was Dylan
when he said about the backpatting thing!?
when stingray fell off a roof
my sides nearly split
The fantasy scene...
it today's episode is AMAZING.
in* today's episode...
Obviously...
carmella:
i still would
Yeah
I reckon she'd still reject my advances though.
She'd
love a bit of me.
Clearly.
Of course!
Their attempt to make her "hidious" is really bad, just make her lie on one side of her face.
i missed it.
:'''(
today's fantasy scene:
the most brilliantly cringeworthy piece of footage ever. words can't describe...
also:
"you look like you see ghost of Stalin" - AMAZING
It was just... wow.
Zeke is the best character ever.
(its almost 1340hrs)
yeah and I'm at work :(
plus I missed it yesterday.
that Rex is the best new character
in years
WHERE'S TRINITY BLACK????
omg hott psycho teaher
is mean policeman's daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We already knew that though
right?
i didn't!
and car mechanic lady's daughter! amazing!
They had revealed
both of these facts weeks ago, and I've missed loads. Come on guys keep up! I'm heading for the bus now!
"what's the matter Lou Bear
- you like the ghost of Stalin"
Toadie doing a bad indian accent!
Racist!!
Timing!
I was thinking that too
SNOGGAGE!!!
KATYA BEAT UP NED
RACIST!
RACISM IS COOL
Everyone's a little bit racist...
For just a tiny bit of time...
Everyone's a little bit racist,
But we don't go and commit hate crime...
Ah, Avenue Q! So PC.
when max comes back
toadie will be fucked. maybe even luke morgan-ed.
I hope Max does come back.
I love Max.
Steph is getting over him waaay too quickly.
:(
leik omg
Who's the father?
Have to wait till Monday to find out :(
lamers!
i can't believe i'll have to go three whole days without knowing.
Must resist urge to read spoilers
I might read spoilers
but only because I know I won't be in on Monday.
What a terrible dilemma.
I lasted ten seconds then read some
Interesting...
my favourite neighbours moment
when i watched them film uner tower bridge and walked in view of the camera in one of two takes.
*under
Seriously?
With Karl and Susan and Izzy and... wow. You're my new favourite person.
yes i was there...how did you know it was them there?
there was another random guy there aswell and no one knew who he was, but in light of te new characters, if memory serves it was the guy who plays peppas fiance
I read spoilers...
I don't mean to. It just happens.
"Where's Bree?"
She's being swapped by Loris.
What a bad woman.
I will never let this thread die.
and for this
I thank you.
anyone else giggle at frazer
going "we could get spitroasted!" or words to that effect?
no?
gah.
I did.
I giggled at pretty much every Steiger scene. And Carmella's scar.
haha i didn;t think of that at the time
i also like it when carmella goes 'welli'll give it to charity' and the look on frazers face and he just said 'thats great'
did anyone notice rosies little cough right at the end of the episode when carmella said you two would be great together?
she gets hotter each episode...rosie that is.
Today
Was so, so, so shit.
I'm beginning to give up hope.
I missed the end
does Toadie have a cancerous mole?
Dunno yet
but where does Harold get off saying he's switching to another GP? There's only one doctor in Neighbours!
And Janelle was a bitch again.
Lynn Scully freaking out :(
I hate Lynn Scully.
Harold can't switch to another doctor because there isn't one. It's true. Loads of policemen though! STOIGER!
I know!
I hate Harold know.
No one does that to Karl...
now*
I need sleep so much.
indeed.
But I'm happy to see this thread again
neat little Interpol reference today
ZING
OH NO.
I MISSED NEIGHBOURS.
bree and zeek split up :(
*zeke?
because she wouldn't kiss him?
aw.
she broke up with him
because she realised they didn't have "the spark" like rachael and ringo did. He didn't seem too bothered.
thanks to the wonders of series record on Sky+
I never have to miss another episode of Neighbours! :D
I need to see today's and yesterday's...
Neighbours is pretty rubbish at the moment. It need more Paul Robinson. always needs more Paul Robinson...
also - it's back!
:D
I loved it when Toadie, Connor
and Ned started up the bikini shop.
And the banter between Lou and Harold, of course.
oh yeah
that was so cool
i loved it when
chris is cool was in it
really?
I hated that.
I love this thread. Oh how I missed it.
BUMP.
So I've been missing out on Neighbours lately, but I had them all recorded. I stayed up until 5am last night watching about 3 weeks worth of episodes...and it's on top form lately
~Sky's out of jail!
~Someone has Stringray's heart! It hasn't been expanded upon at all!
~Zeke and Lolly on the internet!
~Paul Robinson! Amnesia!
~Janae & Ned!
Boyd turned good!
~Losing track of all the love triangles... Oliver and Elle? Carmella and Ringo? wut?
I don't like the internet
I should keep away from Neighbours wikipedia pages... They lead to this...
http://ejtaylorcotter.proboards98.com/index.cgi
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
boyd was always good deep down
he just had a crisis of faith, i think theyre moulding him to be the new doctor karl.
i dont think there was a love triangle involving carmella and ringo, he was just showing his sensitive side by giving relationship advice and liek stuff, he's turned into a girl basically.
Nah, he totally less than threes her.
wow
youre right, how strange
AND
it has a former Hollyoaker in it! Wut!
BREE.
IS. LEAVING.
:(
i know :''''''''(
and steiger and basically everyone good.
Just wanted to say
it was a dream come true when I switched Channel 5 on on Sat and saw a Neighbours Omnibus.
I haven't seen it since the switch
I don't think things can ever be the same again
the picture style
is AWFUL. i hate it so much.
I love the fact
that Five Live show the next episode at 7, so that means I can get a daily Neighbours fix for the first time in months. The ones I've watched have been pretty shit, mind.
*Five Life
not the radio station
Is it the next episode?
I thought it was just a repeat of the one earlier in the day.
This is still my favourite thread ever :D
ah, perhaps I'm wrong then
still, Neighbours after work = win
when Helen Daniels got mugged
then let the thieving bastard live with her for a bit, also when Bouncer (the dog) got married that was very emotional
Anne Haddy (who played Helen)
was so into playing her that she wanted to die for real on the programme but the producers wouldn't let her.
selfish producers
if that was her dying wish, who were we to deny her?
oh no :(
I had a dream last night that Anne was back in it. I've only just realised that it was just a dream.
Libby!
:D
what about libby?
is she back?
I don't get to see it til later!
ruined.
They have repeatedly said
in the show that she was coming back. I have no remorse :D
the one where Howard died.
Oh wait... it'll never happen. He is IMMORTAL.
howard?
.
yeah i meant harold.
woops!
Huge bump
megabump
that was fiona
When
Steiger took Stu hunting swine in the bush and kept calling him fiona. A work of subtle comic genius.
This
100% this.
PAARKAA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4ahY4Bo_4
It's been pretty emotional lately
I had a little cry when Marco died. There were so many more deserving characters that should have kicked it . . . I'm looking at YOU Ned.
I agree
Why kill off half-decent, nice bloke Marco when two morally decrepit twats were with him?
totally
It was a perfect opportunity. I loved how the whole street had decided to visit the outback at the same time too.
The badly botched
storyline about somebody trying to kill Paul. It seemed like it might have been the guy from Affirmacon until Paul came in saying he'd just seen him be poisoned in the street. Street poisonings were common at the time.
Also, 'Affirmacon'.
Also, the pointless/clumsy pop culture and Simpsons references:
"Second comes right after first, just ask Buzz Aldrin!"
"You're as smart as Princess Leia and as beautiful as Yoda."
"Alan Napier"
DiS 8th Birthday Classic Thread Bump
Rebecca is a milf and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Poor Harold
Poor, poor Harold :(
SO I HEARD HE MIGHT DIE WTF? :(
I haven't seen Neighbours in months. It's tragic.
Prostate cancer
Karls only lines these days seem to be one of the following:
"Well, it's too early to tell, we'll have to wait for the test results"
or
"Well, we'll have to run a few more tests"
or
"You've got to tell them!"
Surely he'll not break his oath AGAIN and tell Lou or Susan or someone?
If he does I'll be all 'Oh Karl'.
In other news, Donna, Lucas, Elle and Callum are all absolutely amazing.
Still miss Frazer & Rosie though :(
You like Donna and Lucas?
I can't stand them, but Donna does play an excellent part. Callum is a geezer! Best kid. Callum > Mickey > Ben > Chloe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Charlie.
Ginger Justin is cast to perfection as a school bully too, absolutely brilliant.
I'd also have Neighbours down as the most mobile phone oriented program in history.
Yeah they're both great
Donna is basically the ditsy blonde role and they're always good. Sindi was ace until they decided she was mentally ill and Pepper was great too.
Justin's good but I still can't get my head round a ginger being the bully rather than the bullied.
He tells Susan, then Lou overhears and the Kennedys are forced to tell him
then Harold runs away.
If that's true and you've ruined Neighbours for me
I will hunt you down and kill you.
(I won't. I can't be bothered. But still, no spoilers biatch)
Strewth! You're a real dag for telling me that!
Rack off!
;)
Totally cactus.
I was just gonna ask if Frazer & Rosie were still about.
Where have they gone? Frazer was one of my favourites.
They went to Rome to have a baby and such.
I miss them :(
But on the other hand, Ned, Oliver, Marco and a few other bores have also left.
Aw, that's quite sweet at least.
Finally Ned has gone! I had a love/hate relationship with him. Where's Oliver? I can't even remember who Oliver was. Nned google.
OH, Oliver. Bleurgh.
remembre hwo ned got his part in neighbours cos he wsa on ausralia popidol
I didn't know that!
I remember seeing him being interviewed and he said that during the interviewing process they made him get topless a buncha times, as they'd told him that all the actors had to do it. BUT THEN HE REALISED ONCE HE ARRIVED ON SET THAT NOBODY DID! HE WAS JUST THAT SEXY!!!!
awesome
is that true?
i know stuart, his on screen brother was the winner of australian big brother or something...
yea i saw it on a bbc3 doumentray oen time
:'(
BBQ tong pistol whippin' is now high on my summer agenda too.
Zeke
What's he playing at?
I hope Bridget drowns.
She survives
Zeke dies
when oscar sculley
slapped lynn sculley round the face during a scene. you cant beat a bit of improv!
Bouncer's Dream
And T-Bag.
No more searching for this thread on Google!
I love you, search function.
What the fuck was that shit with Kelly today?
anyone noticed that the cliff sunny and zeke fell down
is the same one that Paul Robinson fell down...someone else also fell down it this other time.
anyway, grit bins eh?
Why couldn't Sunny have died?
WHY?!
ah brilliant
I really hate the zeke and sunny storyline, how dull. Some of the most boring characters ever. It is quite dull at the mo, and yet I still have to watch every day.
India
What a shit name for a child.
i hate sunny and zeke, i want them to die so hard
same goes for Bridget, Declan, Ringo and Miranda
Also, cast members remaining from when this thread started:
Susan
Karl
Lou
Steph
Toadie
Paul
Elle
Pathetic. Libby doesn't count, she left.
I actually prefered
replacement Libby to real Libby.
Janelle and Bree vetting clothes that Janelle could wear (for a job interview?):
'JANELLE: I thought something more like this.
BREE: These are smart. Excellent - where did you get them?
JANELLE: Here and there. Business-like, I thought.
BREE: Yeah, it’s exactly the kind of stuff Susan... (WOULD WEAR)
(realises) These are Susan’s! All of them.
JANELLE: Yeah, borrowed them from her wardrobe. Knew you’d approve.
BREE: But she’s still away in Russia.
JANELLE: Lynnie’s got a spare key.
BREE: Mum!!
JANELLE: Susie Q can’t object to sharing - holidaying in Commie paradise and all that.
BREE: Russia stopped being communist years ago.
JANELLE: When - ??
BREE: I’m taking these straight back before anyone notices.
JANELLE: But they’re excellent. You said.
BREE: And they’re Susan’s. You’d never fit into them anyway.'
I miss that woman so much.
Conversation yesterday re. Karl and Susans 'blue box'
was comedy gold.
"You mean someone we know..."
"but they won't know its ours"
"Susan. There were pictures!"
Love those two more than my own parents.
that reminds me
i really wish neighbours would do a late night episode, a la Hollyoaks, featuring the escapades of karl and susan and the blue box...donna can join in too...actually, maybe it should just be donna and no one else
When good neighbours become
more than good friends?
Neighb-whores
I'd like to RAMsey Donna's Street
Yeah I don't get it either.
That 'heavy' that Johnno brought along
to threaten Lucas . . . 1st black guy in Neighbours?
Anything surrounding Joe Mangle
including when he got his hand stuck in a bowling ball.
Best character ever - legend!
Today= LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh Lucas.
does anyone want to sum up the last year of it
I think the last one I saw was when Zeke was a rebellious drum and bass DJ talking through a pitch shifter or something.
Zeke has OCD
Donna is looking for her dad.
Didge died in a car crash, Steve and Miranda left. Didge and Declan had a baby, India.
Rebecca is back with Paul.
Ringo wants to be a paramedic but he's too stupid.
Some Ramsay kids arrived on the street, they're orphans. They're ok.
Susan is going to give birth to Dan and Libby's baby.
Lucas is a gambler, it was his fault Didge died, some evil gambling guy tampered with the car thinking it was Lucas's.
Rachel and Ty left for London.
Harold left.
Lou has went to New York for a bit.
Mickey left, thank fuck.
Toadie was shagging Dawn French but now she's gone.
How's that?
hahah Dawn French. First fat bird on Neighbours ?
First since Marlene I reckon
Here she is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzNNiZ1Vnc
That's good
Is Dawn French that one who was the social services woman or something? Just realised I will actually be able to watch it today!!!!11
Lou isn't coming back is he
Yes she was.
Lou is on some weird contract now, think it's 4 months off, 2 months on. So he'll probably do that for like a year then retire like Harold :(
OH. MY. GOD.
I know right!
I thought we got rid of lyn for good!