this one is the best, animals are awesome.
You're a Crab!
You're just grumpy! You're as liable to snap at someone as look at them, and you're not even above pinching when really annoyed. You have a hard time with peripheral vision, and have been known to shuffle from side to side in order to compensate. You spend a lot of time out on the beach and are unfortunately at a high risk for cancer. It might be best for you to never enter the state of Maryland.
must run in the family.