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Astral Projection
I always wanted to be able to do this... I'm a very intuitive bunny and have great ESP as it is... so figure that one day, I'll be able to perfect this artform...
Do we have anyone on DiS who knows how to?
I've just googled and found this link but not sure how effective it really will be...
http://www.witchcraftmagic.com/astralprojection.htm
But seriously, anyone tried it?
MsRx
I thought this said
Anal Projectile. That would have been a different story.
Genuine LOL, Lady!
Anal Projectile?? Good god, can you imagine???
so did I
:(
wtf is wrong with you people??
'Astral Projection'...
Wut?
why would it be a diferent story?
You can do the one but not the other?
My mum had a book with the instructions in when I was a kid
I did attempt it as I thought it sounded cool.
It requires meditation and concentration (or did in this book). I am a fidgety type and I couldn't do it.
Or else it's impossible and that's why I couldn't do it.
Ah, TheoGB. Of course you would have an answer to this.
I think it requires a number of meditative attempts...
I want to be able to sneak up on people at night when they least expect it and... hmmm... (he he)
this is why you will never acquire it
cos you just want to sneak into ladies' changing rooms and stuff!
ah, so I need honorable intentions?
no, I shall never acquire it then.
damn.
next interest?
It's called
day dreaming
my dad can do it
I have never tried, often thought about it though.
I have had a few weird things happen when I sleep.
Can someone explain...
What is an Astral?
What Astrals are you attempting to Project?
What benefit is to be gained by making an Astral longer than it already is?
Basically, I want to be able to
walk through walls - fly around Shoreditch - meet my deceased loved ones and astral spirits - communicate with my guides and teachers - experience other dimensions (OH MY GOD YES - QUANTUM PHYSICS THEORY) - and travel through time to witness past or future events (omg, time travel concepts... hmmmmm).
Simple.
It is impossible to travel back in time because
what has happened has now decayed away.
We currently travel forward in time - it is possible to speed up.
Yeah, hippie theory versus scientific string theory
is a little bit different.
But either will do me just fine.
How can you compare
Hippy bullshit = flaccidity
Sound scientific theory = rigid member primed for detonation
"Rigid members primed ready for detonation"??
LOL.
please take fewer drugs Rose
I actually don't do drugs, Traynor
FACT.
Once a year at a festival MAYBE...
Ah, well, then, this is more worrying
Not really.
and
I'm only joking
(thinking)
I'm just interested in a lot of this stuff. That's all. I get as bored with it as quickly as it enters my brain (I tire of most things very quickly).
And since I was a little squirt and was introduced to H G Wells and The Time Machine, my head has been full of such mystic crap.
xx
Yes, I like H G Wells and the like
I studied mathematics