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Is a big meanie.
I texted him WEEKS ago, to no response.
Good god, I am bored. What are good boredom cures?
Which is a no go for lazy folk like me.
Smoking will have to do. dry, old amber leaf.. Yum.
Account of Fascist Italy up to 1939. Preferably within the next thirty minutes.
Tell me getting a D in this module really won't matter.
won't matter at all. In fact it will help you!!
Why didn't someone tell em this sooner?! I've spent this morning feeling bad for not revising. Or learning.
Thank you! x
Blackshirts for summer-wear, swamp city doesn't take off, planes without engines, arse-kicking in Abyssinia, gets in over own head with the little Nazi.
Outline Mussolini's foreign policy and relationship with the catholic church?
Bluster bluster purports to expand, make liguine in Khartoum etc, bluster bluster short angry chap, Cardinals not keen but see which way the wind is blowing, keep quiet since they can repent later anyway so it's all right.
This one's not quite as razor-sharp accurate as the last one, I must admit.
What about pictures? Could you draw it in pictures?
It's fairly schematic.
Jesus, how do you expect to become a scholar if you can't read a highly detailed map of the globe as it was in the 1930s?
At least you recognised Il Duce, I suppose.
So Musso went and invaded Abyssinia - what happened there?
To be fair, I've never revised. I always seem to do okay. Actually, I usually do about half an hour, maybe a little longer. So far I've done five minutes.
The Education Ministry took over the Balilla in 1929. Did you know that?
It's always a highlight of the lecture series.
I'll draw it on my answer paper when I run out of words.
questionaire about peoples general health?
I have an idea. I'm swiping the sample copy..
1. How healthy do you feel on scale of 1 to 10?
2. Are you sure?
3. What about that tickly throat you had a while back?
4. And those weird headaches you keep having?
5. Is that a bruise?
6. Is that a bruise?
7. Will you look directly at that 100 watt light?
8. What do you mean, you can't?
9. What are you, some sort of girl?
10. Do you think you might have menigitis?
11. Well, you've got all the symptoms, haven't you?
12. Well, I think you've got it, you're one sick puppy.
13. Of course that was a question, foo'.
14. Where are you going, sick-boy?
You have, like, four days or something.
Otherwise i'm going to ask Adam Hart-Davis.
by basically having a lot of guys with big bats who threatened people who looked like they might vote against him.
He was of course aided by the general fear of Communism and the fact that he made the sort of promises to the public they love and that make them forget about their civil liberties: He made the trains run on time.
He went into Ethiopia. I can't remember if he won.
He had a really stupid hat and no hair.
He made fascism cool and inspired Hitler.
But you better be right...
he won in ethiopia, but i think he lost over fiume. i can't remember.
I'd get confused.
On economic policy.
Sooo..... which universities don't accept resits?
does anyone know how he managed this? it was ace. in a genius moment of lateral thinking, Musso made the trains run on time through abbolishing time-tables, so that whenever a train turned up, it was technically 'on time'.
by abolishing trains. This is presumably so that they only exist on the Platonic abstract level of the timetable, and are thus always on time.
is amazing! :)
but has NO EXCUSE for not replying to my meaningful, heartfelt message..
Although i did consider doing so..
and poor Jacob has resentment for all females. He can't help it
I have a surprise for you..
your girlfriend must have a bucket for a m*nge
what's one of those?
but your laughter suggests otherwise
but I do look stunning in a microskirt
I could do the op myself
Hi, Dr Nik!
what did it say? i don't remember receiving it.
for what it's worth, I haven't put any credit on my phone for months and months...
I'm not telling you though.
is it by any chance the one that begins 'ZONINO!' ??
Still coming then?
i thought you two weren't now?
Guntrip is dancing!
"dancing" obviously means something different on teeside. and in bedfordshire.
never. under any circumstances.
my dancing would be making you swoon. SWOON!
should give him lots of attention at Zonino2, he's always being emo about his effect on women, you need to help him.
PS although this is patronising in the extreme, It doesnt matter, excessive nice atention from women is always welcome, no matter how it is engineered.
Someone also needs to get him to dance (men or women)
I will make him comfortab;e around us girly folk, also.
My zonino mission = THAT.