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i've named my food

blk- [Edit] [Delete] 27 replies 18:44, 18 January '07

and i feel like an analist. the other option was to beat up my flatmates. well. just one of them. any other things i could do to take revenge? I hid his food already.

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  • put his toothbrush in your arse.

    james_delve | 18 Jan '07, 18:44 | X
    • or even better in the flatmates arse

      while he's asleep. Uncomfortable and unhygienic.

      lemonbrickcombo @james_delve | 18 Jan '07, 18:46 | X
      • And to top it of...

        Dirty Sanchez him. Then take photos. Clean up. And post the pictures EVERYWHERE.

        james_delve @lemonbrickcombo | 18 Jan '07, 18:47 | X
        • i'm going

          to the laboratory.

          i will get him.

          blk- @james_delve | 18 Jan '07, 18:48 | X
    • Good toothbrush plan

      A good friend of mine used to live in digs for about two years. Apparently the son of the family was an utter cunt, and treated his mum like a piece of shit. Just before my friend was due to return home, he saw his chance and had a wank in the bathroom

      You can imagine what he did with the semen

      dove_from_above @james_delve | 18 Jan '07, 18:48 | X
      • used it as a glueing agent?

        james_delve @dove_from_above | 18 Jan '07, 19:00 | X
      • ewwww

        but good on him.

        doubtful @dove_from_above | 18 Jan '07, 19:01 | X
  • i was confused, your phrasing

    is odd. I understand, ummm what they said ^^

    doubtful | 18 Jan '07, 18:47 | X
    • i know,

      i don't sleep a lot and i drink too much coffee.

      blk- @doubtful | 18 Jan '07, 18:49 | X
      • same here

        doubtful @blk- | 18 Jan '07, 18:51 | X
    • that's what I was thinking

      :)

      doubtful @elbam | 18 Jan '07, 18:50 | X
      • i've only ever named a turd.

        he was called black stephen.

        blk- @doubtful | 18 Jan '07, 18:52 | X
        • *abandon something*

          doubtful @blk- | 18 Jan '07, 18:55 | X
          • what

            is wrong with fighting, when someone steals your beroccas?

            EH?

            blk- @doubtful | 18 Jan '07, 18:57 | X
            • what's beroccas?

              doubtful @blk- | 18 Jan '07, 18:59 | X
              • what kind of

                fiend steals your beroccas?

                doubtful @elbam | 18 Jan '07, 19:01 | X
              • its a super high power stimulant.

                lemonbrickcombo @elbam | 18 Jan '07, 19:01 | X
                • for

                  PEOPLE WHO NEED to do backflips.

                  blk- @lemonbrickcombo | 18 Jan '07, 19:08 | X
                  • yeah

                    that's an important point. I'll scope things out, but I think he's been pacified by a late afternoon screening of ferris bueller.

                    blk- @elbam | 18 Jan '07, 19:13 | X
                  • bf

                    I've done the toothbrush in arse thing, and its very satisfying.

                    very satisfying indeed

                    grockle | 18 Jan '07, 19:06 | X
                    • Tape herring

                      to the back of his radiator.

                      Shit in his shoes.

                      Leave your own love juice on a pillow (steal it first, of course, then replace).

                      Change the toothpaste for KY jelly.

                      Piss in his apple juice.

                      Fart in his sandwiches.

                      Spit in his kebabs.

                      And vomit on his CD collection.

                      Oh, and if he's asmatic, take up smoking.

                      Then call him Mr. Wheezy.

                      Please note I've never done any of these things.

                      Apart from the Mr. Wheezy thing.

                      Billy3000 @grockle | 18 Jan '07, 19:13 | X
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