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"It's all good if you don't know just a fine and community service for both of them! x"
'i'm fucking walking home'
from putney to shepherds bush.... haha... because of the weather Hammersmith broadway is closed. therefore, no buses!
"No way, Gutted. Tell them 2 piss off baby!"
Right then, 5:20 in the old boro. I won't take no for an answer
"The wind killed my goldfish plz call"
about three minutes ago. :(
Oi slutcakes. Why'd you tell me you're shopping in manchester when you'll actually be in york? Yay! Floods! x
York is great!
But he lives in manchester and will now have to get the train to join me for sleazy conversations and pints.
"Poke to beneficial financewho hadn't realised it had been paid-anyway £12 in credit!Wanted to book us in to discuss next loan! Ha ha I said no xxxxxxxxxx"
all I'll say is ex girlfriends
'make sure you're always in touch, even when you're busy, with personalised voicemail. simply call 121 from your mobile. calls charged at your price plan rate'
"The funeral went well!"
at 226, 'yeah was at ... it wer cany lyk bt 2 ful th q 4 gals loo was 20mins i kid u nt had t use boys so mingn! Ha! Am jus goin t sleep nw glad u ad a gud nyt will talk soon nyt mara n happy nu year! X'
what the does 'mara' mean. hmm.
"how r u? r u big? love to c u soon, love iz"
the lack of predictive text use is shocking
What iz love? I need to know!
Mine was too long for me to bother writing it out, but it was about emo robots, the weather and excitement.
I love long texts :D
thanks, I would text back. But alas no credit.
is reward enough in itself.
I'm feeling benevolent today :D
message will expire Jan 31st
Just call me Mr Popular.
I've had a phone call since then!
I don't have a secretary.
"Man, that sucks. Happened to me a few months back and I nearly dismantled the ATM."
Still have to be in Essex I got no money. I didn't get the job either. Depressed!"
"im not coming home tonight because of the weather. please do the washing up, ironing and clean the kitchen floor, and dont forget to clean yor rabbits out. if its still bad i may not come home until the weekend. i will phone you soon love mum x"
your mum can use the text facility on her phone!
To give me jobs to do.
I like this one I got yesterday:
Hi!you can have my mustard coat now, i've bought one I like more!
bless my compulsive shopper sister.
go on, work out what it's about.
I think Blood Borthers tonight is going to be a miss. =(
That's one of the typos I ALWAYS make.
you'll regret it!
And on my own?
I need more convincing.
"O2 Long Weekends: Free UK texts to O2 mobiles evert Sat, Sun&Mon for 3 mths with £15/month top-up"
I have no real friends :(
I'm so lonely.
"No probs, more luck than judgement though. Must be because Mars is in Uranus or something"
Text from a workmate when I asked if he's fucked with cancelled trains tonight.
response from a friend trying to be pushy about what time we meet for dinner tonight and me telling to get a fucking grip
"Just saw a bloke having a fit in street. 1st thought, look away, walk on.
2nd thought, go back wiv phone, put it on youtube"
that was it.
"thats awful r u ok? talked 2 ali she said she might get another 1 soon. he had a good life tho. rip rowan x"
"Awww, just heard about Rowan! That's so sad :( An interesting way to go though! Poor fishyfish. Kathryn xx"
And the fish bowl by the window whilst she was cleaning the tank out.
And, with the nasty weather, you can probably guess the rest.
"Do you want to go to that gig tomorrow? Or play board games? or write an essay?"
"Ey up, just got in, eating cheese on toast. Sorry to hear about your gran, big hugs xxx"
about a delivery that will never turn up i imagine.
"Jamz wants you to smash your face in more often"
Rock City, Nottingham, get in"
"Is it cute? I miss our Greek cats, they'll be all grown up now :("
'yo wot up son, come for dimsung in chinatown 2moro?'
why i felt as if i had to share that i dont know?!?!?
I got a ticket for Thursday. Fact."
"Max has dumped Stacey haha"
"I just saw a really butch tranny hassling an assistant in H&M"
will be round at 9"