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It's wank innit.
Just a load of arse.
that was utter shit.
my second attempt was better. non?
maybe still shit, but better atleast! :'(
back to the comedy drawing board...for the rest of my life probably *sniff*
we can find you one, like judge_b and his cats.
pigfoot was supposed to train me but so far all he's managed to do is make me keep thinking up really un-pc/gross jokes when people say things : (
legit, dope, or riddim on this board once more....
let it go?
if you like pussy
with some kinda twist at the end.
They're all so predictable
Not sure there's a market for it.
Any Colin Farrell film.
The biggest non-porn porn actor in the world right now.
And I don't mean he's got a big cock.
it's quite a good scene
and he invoices her later?
Im getting hard!
he says he could sort out the ballcock in her cistern, and he'll give her a bell next week after she's chewed it over.
Spaff all over my excel speadsheet.
Thanks a lot !!
Remember: always laminate your spreadsheets.
Wipe clean of shame!
Right then, I feel I need a kip now
i make the 'BANG' noise too
I don't want someone who ejaculates LIKE a party popper, I want someone who actually ejaculates party poppers. It wouldn't be much use if you squiffed coloured paper and the vague smell of gunpowder, would it? Quite scary in fact. You could still make the BANG noise if you do actually spawn the colourful festive favours, though, I'm not unreasonable.
you want someone to ejaculate unused party poppers, as in still in the plastic tub things? I don't think you understand how painful that could be for a chap
and we'd make a killing on the stock market. Imagine it: "Give your party some extra spunk! IndieAndy_Jones's Short Grain Rice Water Party Poppers"
apart from zxcvbnm i mean.
lonely old men
It's a broad demographic.
As in 'forsooth, sir, you have sex-ed me full truly and won'.
isn't the most frequent part in it if I remember correctly...