We just had "The Thong Song" on the stereo at work, and I raised what I though was a perfectly valid point: do singers and rappers who bang on and on about knickers and arses really think about knickers and arses? The resulting explosion of testosterone from my co-workers ("Course they do! They're men!") let to them then telling me that I, too, think about knickers and arses. All the time. But I don't. Come to think of it, I ONLY think about sex when I'm a) wanking, or b) having sex. The rest of the time, I'm writing music in my head. My co-workers called me a liar, but it's the truth.
Am I TOTALLY abnormal?