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Everybody bring in your favourite board game.
hippoes can get pretty violent if they're hungry, i'm not sure they'd let you strip them without giving you a good kicking...
threatens to take his clothes off unless everyone else strips. everyone else, fearing for their eyesight/sanity, complies. they then play hungry, hungry hippos.
NAKED BUM IN FACE MMMMMMMM
or pictionary, DRUNK and stoned pictionary, ahhhhh good times *reminisces*
im too lovely to shoot it tho ; )
can i be the hat? to be ahead.
If not, I'll take Operation.
Pop up Pirate
tense than Pop up Pirate!
until the dough goes hard : (
it's really cheap
wanna play it now : (
what they dont know, is that ive used 6 bullets instead of 1.
With a massive fluffy dice!
you've the only one to declare an actual ownership of a game and you the dice.
a toughie. Cluedo, or maybe Mouse Trap.
Hungry Hippos is too noisy, and where is the skill? Show me someone good at Hungry Hippos and I'll show you someone adept at whacking off
look no further
is one very firm handshake you have
lowest score each round has to remove item of clothing. much faster strip scrabble.
But right now, I want a game of Monopoly. Which will work, until the smelly kid that no-one talks to comes over and starts eating the houses. The shithead.
can we play monopoly together one day?
it would be like a beautiful dream.
I will be naked x
it just got better.
i will be wearing the outfit of your choice
i always used to get stuck with the bloody iron.
u could be the car if you like.
and a black t-shirt with a mysterious bulge it is then!
Chicks with dicks are my favourite.
and too.....fat and odd shaped.
unless i had a really big erection with a maHOOOSIVE head?
this convo just got rank.
Most of the ones I know didn't allow it. One Boxing Day a few years back we decided to reverse the rule, and we all decided we could play it nicely. Of course, this endedup with money, houses and cards thrown everywhere, lots of screaming/crying and no supper before bedtime.
I'm sure that game accounts for at least 20% of family break-ups.
I speak the truth.
so it would look like she'd lost, then she'd pull out a big wad of notes with the smuggest shit eating grin on her face you can imagine
[Played with my mother and sister]
A) And I'll put two more houses on each of the reds"
B) You can't do that, it's not fair! I'll have no chance at all, I can't pay if I land on it.
A) It's part of the game, just calm down.
B) NO!You just buy everything and don't give me a chance. I hate this game.
C) Can I buy your orange one from you, I want a set.
B) No! Why would I do that I'll lose then.
A) That'll be £3,490 then
C) Okay, I'll give you all my money and these two cards.
B) Why does nobody ever land on the green ones? It's not fair.
C) Well, I'm pretty much out now. I'll go upstairs and read.
B) I hate you.
A) Stop being a sore loser.
B) I said I HATE YOU!
*monopoly board goes flying in the air along with money/houses/cards*
*general all sitting in bedrooms sulking*
...Any guesses as to which number I am?
Not numbers, that's silly.
I had to play that game at xmas, it went on and on and...Zzzz
I fucking loved Risk.
would still be playing it now, if I hadn't faked a heart attack.
that where you poo on the table?