Outside a flowery hanging-basket-festooned pub with Boycie from Only Fools and horses who is simultaneously threatening to beat me up whilst tipping me (in dollars) to go into his house (huge thatched farmhouse opposite pub) to retrieve something from the bathroom (I don't remember what this is). Apparently there ARE dogs who'll only nip a little. I got in but woke up on entering the W.C. I didn't remember this till I was on the tube to work. Any offers?