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do you miss licking stamps? I do.
What would YOU like stamps to taste of?..i think bubblegum flavour would be good.
hear the urban legend about spiders eggs and stamp glue?
if you're unlucky enough to papercut your tongue whilst licking said stamp the spiders eggs (which happened to have been laid on the stamp, hey it could happen) get into the cut. The cut heals over, the spiders grow in their little eggs. A lump forms under the skin of your tongue and then one day gestation is complete and BLAM! Spiders explode out of your tongue.
now i want to lick stamps even MORE for the dangerdanger element
Licking a stamp is like living life on the edge. Wait for the BLAM!
How do they tie the laces?
Next time I see a dog wearing shoes I'll ask it where it got them from. It might just sing Moon River at me though, which is no help.
remember my granddad telling me when I was a kid - "never trust a singing dog wearing slip-ons".
He was a wise old man
grifted by a singing dog in slip-ons in earlier life?