Sorry if this isn't the right place for this, but I don't really care.
Basically a mate of mine has two tickets for the gig on the 31st in the church. For his sins, he's a Tottenham fan, and doesn't want to miss the UEFA cup second leg game, so wants to swap his pair of tickets for a pair on the monday (tuesday is metric!). If there aren't any takers he will go anyway, just wants to see. He's tried other places so far but the idiots who frequent those sites don't seem to be getting the message that he doesn't want to sell them!