i was just going wee wee, and, thinking to myself, i thought " oh god. this better not turn into a PissyHands situation, i shall put my phone to the side of the bowl for my phone to be safe" when i dropped my phone and it bounced into my pissy puddle of toiletting.
so i got PissyHands and my phone is probably fucked. i turned it off and covered it in bogroll. hopefully that will save everything on a notoriously delicate phome :(