I have called in to see my mum and dad and drop off a book i bought for my dad...and i have eaten
A piece of quiche
2 ham salad sarnies
a glass of chocolate soya milk
4 fox's crunch creams
a cup of tea
As i write this, I hear a shout from the kitchen....'who has eaten the ham in the fridge'
thats my dads sarnies filling for work slightly altered!!