Inspired by the JJones posts in the Irish cocaine thread...
Are you a dancer? Do you dance when you go out or just stand in the corner clutching your pint
or perhaps you're a dancer around your bedroom but not in public
I know a fair few people who only go out to dance - rather than drink or get laid (though a lot of them invariably end up getting laid)
so which are you and what do you like to dance to?