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Don't you wanna come with me, don't you wanna crack my bones
Who cracks their knuckles? It's brilliant, isn't it? Sounds truly disgusting if somebody else does it but if it's you, that all too familiar 'clack' sound is a thing of beauty
Unfortunately for my prematurely brittle bones, I have developed somewhat of a routine in the morning time. As I stumble across the parke flooring to the shower my neck, back and knees must all be clicked. That's slightly horrible, isn't it?
I had resigned myself to a lifetime of creeky misery long ago, but upon reading an article in the Guardian a while back I discovered that it doesn't actually give you arthritis. Huzzah! Does loosen your grip, mind. But fuck that. Who needs grip?