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my flatmate speaking to his mother:
"so you've got shingles on your vagina and dad has no feeling in his penis?"
are you sure they weren't telling their mum to put pringles in her vagina so there would a be a tasty treat for dads penis ?
apparently her vagina "was pulsating with shingles the other day, which is the most action it's had for some time"
Jesus Christ. Who talks about that sort of stuff with their mum? Obviously very close...