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Two Scottish Things That Are Shit
my grandad is king of scotland* or something, so don't get on my back, but:
1) BAGPIPES are fucking shit. Someone's playing them in Old Market Square, and I wish I had a Sniper Rifle, an instruction manual and a few bullets. I think he's trying to play the theme to countdown. Twat.
2) WALTER SMITH. Is a bastard.