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DO YOUR FUCKING ESSAYS!
used to hate it when I bumped in to my teachers on message boards :(
HOW ARE YOU?
I notice that despite this borderline-psychotic piece of pastoral care from Ms. Sarkyfox, you are still dicking around on the internet. Please go and do some work.
As soon you've handed it in, go home and go to bed. srsly.
You're in a whole world of trouble.
you'll make us proud one day.
Come round here with your jokes that only work for the night shift. Pfft!
they are so funny :(
and they make me laugh.
they aren't funny, you're not missing out on anything Bamos.
The love went down the side of the sofa, but I've dusted it off and it's as good as new :-)
work is for losers and social reprobates.
I win! Ha!
Let me guess - he's just seen the gas bill.
I haven't done any work in ages. Not back at uni yet.
Come over to Oxford, be a heroin addled wreck over here.
well i'm not there at the moment; but just 5 miles away. that's cool.
then onto trees and heroin.
its a major gateway drug dontcha know.
WITH THE BRIT AWARDS LOL
(i'm going to it, i've told you this A MILLION TIMES BEFORE)
WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i drank a red bull so that i could use up all of my energy now and go to bed at a reasonable time tonight. BEST IDEA EVER?
all grown up
i'm a big boy now!"
best thing that has ever happened to you? yeah i think so too
what do you do, just leave it? leave blood whever you go?
...and you will know doubtful by the trail of blood
I use sanitary towels. I dont want to get toxic shock syndrome and die.
especially when i get drunk when i'm on my period and tampon-related-near-death-hilarity ensues
but please don't risk it. thanks.
that means its my birthday a week tomorrow.
and that means happy days.
maybe i wont be a retard then
and thus operate on a slightly more right-wing moral plain to the rest of us, but can you stop posting sad Hitlers?
you silly billy
as thought being 19 is going to make someone fall in love with you. *swoons*
*unpacks steel cable, lubricant and toffee apple from zonino 2 bag*
I'm sure it'll end up on Flickr soon enough. Everything else does.
of a valentines day.
although its probably as good as it'll get this year though.
we'll go for a Fuck The World drink together.
in your heroin addled state
YOU FUCKING WHORE
and earn me some cash
you can be my date
you would really be able to, if i wasn't busy. as long as you don't like touch me or anything. that goes for all of you.
with my best girl mate on valentines day. Gonna hit the afterparty too, and try and pull lovefoxx.
BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER?