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you are not my people.
These top smashers are weird and I don't trust them, picking the little bits off and stuff, what are they trying to hide?
then you must get stuck into the shell!!
You a shell lover?
You seem like a fine upstanding soldiers man to me.
i know understand!
you end up having to pick little bits of shell out. I cut it with a knife.
THAT'S WHY GOD MADE KNIVES YOU MORONS!
You callin' me a liar?
what else are you meant to do?
*crack the top open*
*slice in with the spoon*
The spoon comes into play later.
Oooh the suspense.
I tapety tap tap, smash the top bit of the shell then peel down to a spoons width (leaving the white intact) then slice off the white hat, eat that, then continue........surely by cutting thru shell and white at the same time you stand the risk of embedding shell fragmnts in the white?
PS when I was little I wasnt allowed a knife
I am one of those
I've never even attempted to slice it...surely it cunts the whole egg up if you try slicing it. SURELY?!
I feel sick at the sight (and smell) of them. egg white in particular = beelzebub's creation.
to be more accurate.
the HPA firewall has blocked it and i'll probably get sacked now.
if this was a moment to decide i would smash YOUR head in and pick away the bits of skull.
and i would eat it with REAL soldiers. like wills and harry.
cause I have a spoon in my hand from lifting it out of the pot anyway.
I like how the shell dries really quickly when you've just taken them out.
with a sharp knife.
How else does one open an egg?
I have a craving now for boiled eggs with soldiers. Yum.
smoothie diet, egg boy?
that was it i guess.
the smoothie diet isn't an ultra strict regime. it still works if you occasionally eat small amounts of stuff.
its impossible to just cut it
because you have your special middle class knives specially designed to cut through egg shell and egg at the same time, like your oyster spoons and crumpet forks.....I guess you call them 'egg knives'
coal mining and chimney sweeping experiance rides?
Dont josh with me you bourgouis bounder, I bet Im the only DISer that HAS been sent up a chimney as a small boy.
what happened to him?
to beat another gentleman's servents
it should read ................bad form to 'beat' another 'gentlemans servents'
they are base and really more like animals
are far superior to all this boiled nonsense.
a peacemaking goodie two shoes who would rather completely ignore the elephant in the room, the issue here is that Brainlove and zxcvbnm are food facists who persecute the working class with pointless rules whilst eating our humble fare. zxcvbnm (like marie antoinettes 'let them eat cake comment') blithely opines that it is perfectly simple to cut the shell and egg together, well thats easy for him to say the lucky 'born with a spoon in your mouth' so an so with his HUGE knife collection, some of us workers have to make do with a teaspoon and a 'fragile' white plastic knife from the works canteen.
Tcheeesch talk about the haves and havenots
by simply cooking the egg in a less shit manner.
How about Omlettes? Perhaps we could make the Eyerainian and US leaderships a large omlette that they could both share?
that eggs can change world thinking.
JJ has shown me the futility of the class struggle, I will share some scrambled eggs with you now, (not runny or made with milk, naturally, that would be beyond the pale....ooh and no nutmeg either)
I dont see you like that
device that carefully slices the top off.
try to scupper peace talks arn't you?
you put it on top of the egg and simply twist it around, perfect severance.
are you then helpless? also it sounds sharp, Im just trying to picture it and how it works/might be misused dangerously.........Oh dear Ive had a sudden nasty thought, I feel quite queasy
the only way to open an egg.
Im off now but by the morning I want to see a link to a youtube of you showing how to do it
Nigella Lawson type way.
or both? :-D
i'm one of these people, i've never thought of cutting it open. I will in future though, picking the little bits of shell off is annoying.
until it cracks and I then peel the shell off. Am I so wrong?
I have these really cool egg cups in the shape of a chicken
with a little chick on, with a matching saucer with a chick picture and chickchickchick all round
it cost more than i should allow myself to pay for such an item but is so cute
No boiled eggs for me at the moment though, well unless they are hard boiled which is a bit rubbish for soldier dipping.
The idea of it.....zxcvbnm eating batman eggs
I have egg cups but they wack metal school canteen style ones.
Sometime I have even lower myself to tearing a third off the egg box and using that.
and it's YOUR FAULT that I've started to have dreams about eggs. <huff>
It's all about the eggs.