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how long is it appropriate to wait before trying to lick their face?
then when they feel safe in their new job.....BAM! lick em!
They need to know from the start what so of people they're working with.
just lick the rim of anything they drink out of.
it's like kissing. kinda.
is the rudest way to start a post. ever!
in a 'nice' way, rather than a 'phwoar shwing' way
you should tell them that and please use those exact words
I'm not sure which one of those a girl would prefer to be described as. Either way, I'm likely to kick a kick in the happysacks!
Those 2 words will never lose their grace. From that description I know exactly what they look like.
rather than a head turner
started at our work today. He is about 6'7. MY GOD.
you know you want to
if you can't reach his face!
he won't be able to lick his own
I shook his hand but bottled it. Such is life...
we don't get hot people at my work.
Typing with gloves on is difficult.
but she was too wily for me. So I missed and ended up licking the rubber plant she was stood in front of.
Now I'm a laughing stock, everyone is singing "Andy and the rubber tree, sitting up another tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
and fuck the tree senseless.
They'll never see it coming.
They'll see you though.