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Adrian Edmonson is totally plagiarising Richard Cheese's schtick. Who's the authority to go to for this kind of filth?
You just made my list of things to do tomorrow.
Soon as I finish moving house, I'm gonna party down with you folks. When/Where?
They don't play any grindcore. I'm not coming.
Despite the overwhelming popularity of my new cans - 7 total compliments from strangers in 2 days, including one woman who wanted them because "Everything in my house is white. Everything" - they were complete shit. Totally all mouth and no trousers.
I sent them back this afternoon.
I have no headphones now.
EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE IS WHITE
you wouldn't have been able to go back to hers for some sexy fun then
i really don't know what's wrong with me
You can confirm with Tom and Bamos. I said: "Woman, this ain't your house." and then did some kind of Steptoe impersonation. We went around the corner and I let her wear the headphones and listen to James Brown while I took her roughly from behind, pounding my 10 inch Hackney tube steak into her Eastern European burger (oh yeah, I think she was Czech or something).
I just had time to nut in her eye before our bus came.