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Given the choice I prefer to use the toilet cubicals rather than the urinals as i prefer to dab once I'm done.
but I don't like to see threads without replys.
i'm too tall
a pretty child like thread.
I think the boredom has really set in early today :O(
could we please have a <manweecentric> warning in future similar posts?
I can understand that.
of making a little chocolate delivery..
but so what if you do make a little brown fish, that would be like the bonus ball at the end of the lottery draw.
it's called a poo or a cleavland steamer
i only do that if ive recently ejaculated.
and thats the low point of the day for me
if the crust is round your face?
I roll then scrunch (too much info I know)
I also combine shaking then dabbing.
PS zxcvbnm I believe there is a hot DISer who has been known to leave the cubical door open even when rolling or scrunching would be more appropriate
think the edges give you a closer clean.
rolling is more common...
you should only use 3 sheets:
1 to shine
flat is a bit dangerous.. it'd have to be posh loo roll too.
otherwise it's a bit too minimal, which also has it's dangers
applied to the horrible old style 'greaseproof paper stuff', it would seem to be null today.
Otherwise it can take ages of flicking and shaking and yanking sometimes.
Shake 4 times
yank 3 times