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whats your definition? i had one today, and cant decide if it was good or not.
And my only two options are "Touch Her Breast" and "French Kiss Her"
I don't have the proper authorisation to give these out...
I get paid.
when he/she does or doesn't return your calls.
you get off for ages then she goes back to your mates house
if this didn't happen then you are ok I think
has been spoken in this post.
although saying this i once had an abysmal date and he texted me saying "you are amazing" and i didn't want to break his heart so i said "not as amazing as you"
i had that once
"...yeah we should hook up again soon :) ..."
what she actually meant was "no"
In my inbox, was followed the next day by...
"I don't want to see you again. Sorry"
is the work of someone you're best off without.
the only problem i had was that i went to kiss him and he came at me with his tongue out. and his face smelt funny.
You don't like that?
...just like Zammo =)
honesty is the way forward... i'd MUCH prefer the girl to say, "i had a nice time thank you, but i don't think you're the guy for me =)"
i sort of agree.
one of my best female friends did that to me but in truth i doubt i'd have liked her as a girlfriend anyway.
she'd have been a good fuck if i may be so course.
"rying to French Kiss when we first meet screams of desperation. Out of ten you get a lousy 1."
(when horribly drunk)
(sorry everyone on nye)
"You're SO black. You're like the best black man I've ever met. I MEAN that" - Vintage Klaire.
i really said that? really? AAAGH :(
i'm sorry hahahahahaa
apparently i tried to kiss bamos too. SORRY SOPHIE, I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I PREFER YOU XX
so, therefore, you are forgiven. x
he's just really into the black & white minstrel show
but i just looked at his picture, and now i feel silly.
I am neither white nor black. I am in fact a bear who rips the flesh from people's bones. Seriously, see my picture!
"You are quite a gentleman. Before we go on, how old are you? Under 18 or 18 or over"
"Congratulations, I am impressed. Lets spend the evening together."
they don't say "Let's be friends" at the end.
Urgent question: did you fart when you started laughing at one of her (unfunny) jokes?
Never give her your email, unless you met on the internet. Otherwise, your screwed if it's bad.
Oh, and if you end up staying over, but just to sleep, at hers DO NOT SAY "if I'm poking you in the back in the morning, don't worry too much.".
Otherwise, just play the virtual date and play through the date. If you scored 4, or below, then you're fucked.
and if you don't hear from her for two weeks, and then she texts you saying "sorry its been so long. My mum chucked me out after I got arrested the other week."
That's an interesting one.
i've only ever been on one proper official date ever. and it ended with kiss action. oh yes!
depends on the girl.
either sex OR finding out i really like them and dont necessarily want to have sex until its all right and good and lovely.
when someone was gonna say sex. Good call
that's when a date's gone well
of asking a girl on an actual date. it was fun.
Everyone I have had dates with has ended up LOVING me. Sadly, I am only attracted to people who refuse to "date" me and instead just snog me up against the walls of clubs.
you fucking lunatic? eh?
but people who want to date me seem weak or something. i'd rather just have a drunken grope with a stranger. that's a successful date!
and just general noise.
it's an ace date skill to have up your sleeve.
there's a carefully managed pitch and tone to it that's actually quite soothing
ooh good, that's been my aim forever.
'dating' strikes me as a very american thing. what actually IS a 'date'? and how on earth do people arrange such things? does the actual word crop up?
it baffles me. if you like someone enough to go to a restaurant with, you might aswell have sex with them, surely?
Well yes. The foreplay of the date is merely a chance to see if there is any reason to put you off. The decision to shag has already been made.
that's interesting. but how do you KNOW if something is a 'date'?
one time, i went to see a girl in a pub. i ended up kissing her but i had no idea i wanted to..
A date is pre-arranged to be so
it has to be 'let us go on a date on April 10th'? that seems a bit of a pointless exercise if you've made your mind up about somebody.
normally post 'pull', it's a chance to spend time just together, to see if either party is actually a completely repulsive spack in the eyes of the other.
it's normally pretty obvious when it's a 'date'. it's not like there's any formal ritual dance or something, nor a 'by jove! let us go on a date on midsummers eve!'.
meeting someone where there's a mutual attraction to do something is just completely obviously different to meeting a mate for a chat and a giggle.
sometimes its tricky to define a date. i've ended up on a few 'dates' that i didnt know were actually that until i was there and it was made clearer. those kinda dates are somewhat awkward.
precedes date #2
of date #2)
If you like her then it went well if there was mucho physical contact.
If, however, she turns out to be a (Welsh in this case) nationalist, strongly Christian, anti-vegetarian argument machine (yet still thinks that makes her compatible to you) then you right more highly the less physical contact you get.
Yup, I got out of that one okay, just about.
Good date = fun, flirty, lots to talk about, interesting, want to do it again, a kiss would also be good. An unwillingness for it to end. Getting in touch very soon afterwards.
Bad date = awkward, struggling conversation, other party being rude, getting bored...
Isn't it obvious?
I got asked out yesterday via text by someone I don't fancy ATALL but I would like to get to know them. How do you do that?
The text says:
'Would u like to meet up some time for food or a movie? x
youre not really into him, atleast see it as an invitation for dinner and a film.
cant be too bad.
(especially if he offers to pay)
and then tell him to meet my friends and I at a pub one day..
me wish i'd never been born..
have another one soon after?