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This afternoon my ex-girlfriend called me an 'emotional cripple'.
Ever been called anything as cringeworthy as that?
i told her to go fuck herself
called me a greebo.
i laughed. hysterically.
and she doesn't know
I told her to go fuck herself.
I told her that I agree and I would take immediate steps to resolve this issue.
Then, when she was out of earshot, I told her to go fuck herself.
I punched her in the face.
Can't I dream?
i always get called stuff like that. comes with the territory of being a cold heartless bitch or something
although, i'd be pretty emo if i was crippled
called me an alcoholic.
Goes to show how little she knows
yet because I won't talk to her about new people that I am interested in seeing, she calls me an 'emotional cripple'. I don't understand. I just don't like talking about new people to my ex!
It went surprisingly well. try it, it might work!
I used to be an emotional cripple too. Now, I CAN WALK ONCE MORE.
But I am set in my ways. I shall remain crippled, emotionally.
someone call in Tony Robbins!
think an ex of mine once called me 'a fucking fucked-up fuckwit with the tiniest penis I have ever seen', is that sort of the same thing?
Women only say that to get at men because they know men care about it. Develop a penis forcefield.
I could wrap it round me like a forcefield, I doubt she'd have said it in the first place...
I'm talking about a phallocentric wall of invisible but terrifying potency.
that the sort of thing I can get from eBay?
but I do have a huge-penised deer
I managed to call an ex a 'cunt of a slag'. So I suppose 'emotional cripple' isn't too bad after all.
we laugh about it now.
But I don't think that's true.
my ex girlfriend when i tried to split up with her asked me to drive her to a bridge..... i can never work out if this is just funny, funny because of how extreme it is or not funny because she must ve felt pretty bad, and we ve all been on the wrong side of a break-up (this is not an invitation for smart arses to tell us how no one ever breaks up with them)
But then I've also been accused of having no tact.
I'm a loser!
and in horrible ways too!
after I caught my then girlfriend buying the morning after pill.
If anyone can beat that then I'll be very suprised.
thats why she was buying it.
who attracts people who fall in love with her. Like, loads of them. And then dumps them because they're too soppy.
But not me! I dumped her. Funnily enough she respects me more now.
that I was a lying, cheating c*nt who if she ever saw out would punch me in the face.
I told my mates she had a smelly muff.
pheromones and ting
called me a 'sexual predator' and told me to 'stop playing games with people's minds'.
She was the sexual predator - she slept with everyone in her college, pretty much.
Luckily I didn't do enough to get any sexnasties.
And as for... revolting... accchhh... just, no...
not with words anyway.
a girl* said she "didn't want to be friends with me" which hurt like a red hot dagger in the heart. :((((((((((
*note this is the same girl, mentioned in the other love thread who I was infatuated with.
why didn't she want to be friends with you?
your the loveliest of lovelys!
I was miserable for ages afterwards, until she apologised to me in the union bar. I stood talking to her for the whole night about obscure punk bands after that, and ignored her twat of a boyfriend.
oh and, *hugs* thank you Soph. :)
I'm not one, for the record.
that's the problem
'a problem with semantics'.
As if suddenly my (ex-)girlfriend was my Eng. Lang. tutor.
that was your mistake
i'm guessing one of them might have thought so, and she was probably right, but too nice to say so.