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It leaps like a leopard.
You're in it.
It has sticky charms.
The world's strongest thread is here:
i wish Guthrie posted on other threads though, i expect he would make the boards approximately 63% more amusing
but I cut my finger so I'm not lifting anything.
the WOLF POWER! of this thread is overwhelming.
Ears of the Wolf
Strength of the Bear
Speed of the Puma
But can I join?
don't wipe your nose on your sleeve!
don't wipe your eyes with you piss covered floor in america!
yes please I do
Boy did you.
This is the world's strongest thread. It SHALL NOT DIE.
I actually used to live 2 streets away from Stephen Brooks, once Britain's Strongest Man and I think the World's also. I never met him in our local though.
stretch armstrong and pick up the pub and rip off the roof and pour everything don his throat
I'm wondering why my surroundings have been so moist for the last few years.
cue montage of me doing cool stuff with stretch arms
I don't know what life would be like with a 2D orange circle with a permanent grin on his face.
to get it verified?
will there be badges?
hey for most of new years eve i thought you were some guy called Bruno, Hank. I only realised way later that you meant 'Brooner'.
to Bruno, but bruno is what people typically end up thinking my name is :(
just for you
if that answers the tricky to decipher question
in jokes begin?
They start here: http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1463646#r1463700
This thread even contains portals to other threads!
Thread of threads.
HERNE THE HUNTER.
It's a link back to this thread, going round in a circle. It's like Ourobouros.
I might start putting "Nah" in all my subject headers. Like Grockle and "breastfuck".
The thread is a labyrinth! Someone call Lovecraft. I can hear the wind whistling around the internet. Oh mY GOD it's GONNA SWALLOW US ALL
just text me to add myself to the thread in his absence. he also told me to apologise for misspelling his name just incase. regardless, this thread is now 2.7 times stronger still.
it is impervious to your puny criticism
it is a monster
it is the centre of the earth
it is mass
why am i still on the internet
in your sleep
and because this thread holds you in like King Kong grip on a shrieky woman circa 1930 something
it was karouacian.
im in...the sticky charms have me.
Fuck, i'm trapped!
the thread will own your face
i was minding my own business, them BLAM it got me!
I'm scared... someone rescue me/us.