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my throat hurts.
HANDS UP WHO GAVE ME HERPES! i know it was one of you!
AIDS, Thrush and a sore face
someone said "DON'T TRISTAN HE PROBABLY HAS A MOUTH DISEASE"
oh wait, that was roger.
but he takes all blame for that poor attempt I just made at a joke.
I explode with apathy and ejaculate pure indifference
But you don't get a sore throat from herpes.
A boy gave me herpes the other day.
in the face or the minge?
I haven't checked minge yet.
It makes me think of harpys, the mythical winged beast.
or was that a coldsore
or was that coleslaw?
onion and mayonnaise=coleslaw.
what kind of strange coleslaw do you make?
for someone who makes coleslaw again.
i knew i was forgetting something important
all by myself. even the pastry.
dont wanna be all pie myself.
why would you want to make a pie from scratch, surely thats just unwanted hassle?
Klaire is good though.
no-one has mentioned me at all in this thread
banana fanan fo ferpes
you know that spot on gorbachov's head?
i will kill you.
i found a nice cake
I'M BACK TO KILLING YOU
can i have some cake?
i've had a variety of colds recently.
also i am shit at replying to myspace messages. my reply: no i still haven't recovered from NYE! bloody muscles and throat and everything.
but i havent given her herpes, yet....
How should i know?