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farting in front of a new girlfriend/boyfriend/friend?
Go for it marco!
What happens if the fart is wet?
Chunks o' love?
and figure out which of the three they are first.
it is like a line in the sand that says 'this relationship is no longer exciting and romantic, but the kind where we fart in front of eachother'.
slap their back/arse
farts are always funny, and girls like boys who make them laugh.
if you do it in 'the honeymoon period' and it's ok, it won't have as much of an effect on the perceived 'status' of the relationship.
that a WET FART SPELLS DOOM
that's never happened to me
I saw my dad do a wet fart once and never viewed him in the same way again!
i love how the question is phrased.
it makes it sound like the partner is desperately waiting to hear you.
it's gonna happen eventully so no point in prolonging it
went 6 months
i dont know how he ever managed to hold back.
now hes become a full-blown duvet-wafter!
the transition from silent decorum to full on 'SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT ARTILLERY SHELL JUST THERE? HOLY CRAP!'. it's swift and worrying.
That's what I did!
I honestly think for the first six months I just didn't need to fart.
my girlfriend originally said (when asked) that it is never ok.
now we both fart on the occasion and we chuckle about it. it's nothing to be afraid of.
At first I was worried but now we don't really care.
Wouldn't dare do it in the bed tho !
and i did it on her head. it was at that point we both agreed i had overstepped the mark :(
honestly though, i'm not a bad person.
and its fine now
although some times i think i do it too much!
It is normal and natural to fart in the company of others. Your reaction should be to smile bashfully and apologise. They should then accept your apology with humour and good grace.
It is however, totally unnacceptable to say - ask someone to pull your finger and then fart. Or to get creative by handing someone a computer mouse and ask them to left click, and when they press it you fart. If someone does this to you, sever all contact. Do not live with them for 18 months and get caught out by the same trick once every three days.
The sooner they know about your 'bad habits', the better...
Farting in front of a partner is just a bit... rubbish, isn't it? Despite the fact it's natural to like/enjoy routine and familiarity, I think it's important to try and keep a relationship fresh
An ex-girlfriend of mine once farted accidentally as we were walking home. We both chuckled, but then I dumped her two days later because I hadn't realised what a foul smelly bitch she was (that's a joke)
The 'other' farts that women do though, during the naked naughty stuff, is regrettably inevitable. Nowt wrong with that, if you ask me
think of the children!