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have the pleasure of raz on myspace: he just posted a bulletin that made me LOL. even more than high school musical did.
but I laughed so hard my face fell off.
1.Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
damn right! probably in the mouth!
2.-How many girlfriends/boyfriends have told you they love you?
just one but he lied to get me into the shed.
3.-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
yes. last thursday. i was waiting for the train at the bus stop and wondered if elvis was still alive.
4.-Are you crushin on someone?
WITH MY MASSIVE STEEL HANDS
5.-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?...
five times with no lube lol
6.-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
7.-Have you ever been cheated on?
she thought she was, but i'd actually already started seeing someone else
8.-Have you ever had your heart broken?
yeah but it was my own fault and she is WELL fit now. so annoying
9.-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
10.-Talk to any of your exes ?
nah. i'll just cry into my glass and jizz in their eye
11.-If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
as if. this life is currently rocking big time
12.-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
nah i'm shit but that's what is so appealing. i'm a rough diamond. really really rough. more like concrete
13.-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
dub be good to me
14.-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
yeah. i h8 u dad lol
15.-Have you dated someone older than you?
yeah. she had great tits but wasn't ready for me to impregnate her. it was odd
16.-Younger than you?
they never proved it
17.-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
i don't have a fucking dog
18.-Believe in love at first sight?
yeah. especially when they're already naked
19.-Ever been given an engagement ring?
i have given one. the librarian thought it was for real and got all flustered. so did the girl actually. oh well. i'm a cunt.
20-Do you want to get married?
yes. in vegas. why does everybody tut at this as if it's a bad idea?
21-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
yes. he is still in the shed! i cuprinoled over the lock. he can't ever get out.
22.-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
yes. and i jizzed in her eye on purpose so he'd wonder if he did it and just couldn't remember
23.-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
why am i still writing anything? i'm clearly gone a bit loopy but this tiger beer and enforced solitude is really cool
24.-Is your girlfriend or boyfriend the most amazing?
yes. she was better whilst unconscious though.
' i h8 u dad lol' is the best bit.