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:) hah hrow are you?
Ah, the drunken incapable of writing coherently thread. How I love thee!
but not "how"?
too many spelling errors, this arouses suspicion.
What are you doing here?
Shitting on your face?
I'm not good, got a cold and eaten too many chocolates.
what a fine word
Perfectly cromulent word.
type for a living means that I'll be okay in terms of typos.
You'll be able to tell that I'm drunk by my wild accusations and sweeping generalisations.
You're all cunts.
Recently I have received an e-mail which suggests I was drunkenly sending worrying emails. ARGH!
Seriously, I try so hard but I get nothing nowadays.
I might have to start taking drugs or something. I miss the buzz. I can't even remember if there was a buzz. Damnit.
die. death is the ultimate buzz.
only steal something big. like a bank. then you'll get shot and die. BEST HIGH EVER.
for a day. It'd be fun.
Wait, are you offering? Did I sound desperate? Oh fuck.
we'll have to do a walk by. followed by a run away very fast by.
We might possibly have to rob a gun store before the bank...
they've got FRICKING GUNS. FIGHT BACK!
cricket bats and silly string.
I don't think they could fight back at a naked man. I have no visible birthmarks/scars, so we're cool for not being ID'ed.
Although, it might get messy with all the silly string.
it won't get messy with my internal organs up the wall.
Maybe if we just killed someone it would be easier.
someone drunk, may I suggest. turkey shoot.
Perhaps you should just kill me. I mean, you can be naked if you really want.
its going back to rape.
Or at least I hope I wasn't. That doesn't sound an awful lot like me. So who's naked?
Not me. I'm wearing a very dignified pair of boxers. Must be you.
when you realise you're naked.
1950s romance. Is that what I am to you?
[I was five, I feel bad about it to this day]
Try getting raped.
....Does that say what I think it does?
Go Bungie Jumping.
Would make more of a 'splat' sound. Unless it fell on a beehive.... now that would be weird.
the next move was fudge brownie
I went through a phase when I was ten of wanting to turn myself into the police station. Seriously the whole incident scarred my life.
we used to liberate wine and stuff at tescos. Only cause they didn't give me proper holidays/breaks.
and reply to pocketmouses does that say what I think it does?
gwan. It'll make me lol.
Mega funny I wish I was quicker.
Then you could steal from it!
what shall i sell?
But not in pairs!
thanks pocket xx
in that order. there's a good reason for that order too.
there's a demand. you supply.
y'see the whores will be bad, so you sell alcohol after the whores. then they'll be drunk and with a hooker, so they need to escape-therefore narcotics; the ultimate escapist tool.
taht type of business is legal. You'd have to disguise it as a single-shoe-store. Can I have a job please?
my name is now l'il pe. you can be a hooker, or a drunk. once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'd be good at?
can't roll the dice on the roulette wheel of STIs myself, what with you being a prospective hooker. hey tom_from_sparks...get over here!
It would be rude not to.
and I like your great big plan.
is all about minimising the typos. It's surprisingly easy to manage, once you've done it a few times. Unfortunately for me, I have. And sending a drunken yet coherent suggestive christmas text to everybody on your contact list is testament to this
i don't get how people get soo bad at typing when they're drunk.
do i snese?
i do like quiche...
and flan. and all pastry based savoury products.
i may have believed that you were drunk... Drink some more.
But I have Cider!
that's SO yesterday. Today is all about jack daniels.
^see legible typing is possible when drunk, it just takes lots of re-typing.
fucking captain flash fucker...
Fuck off Jack Daniels, I also have Gin.
plus, i have TWO different types of JD - special, and extra special. I'm currently drinking the extra special stuff
but how can you have an extra special version of a drink which is such shit.
I also have Sherry!
I never knew i liked jack daniels until this month, and now i like it lots
sherry tastes like biscuits
but what biscuits indeed!
smiths and vodaka!
or you can't drink some more?
sick it all up, and then drink it again - it's bound to be alcoholic.
i feel fine.
and get on with it!!
Can I stick them up your bumhole/?
you shouldn't have stuck your fingers up your mouth!
Fancy one Andy?
i'd love one.
dark or light?
(you're a girl, right?!)
to make me girly...
Can I have some to cover for my lack of my own....
not VAGINA. god, some girls.