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Claire is a knobface.
i'll miss max. OB is a hero. who knew?
Chapelle chewed out Jack for shooting Nina, but Jack was all like "Yeah, bitch, I'd do it again!" But now they have a lead on THE VIRUS! And Sherry is being a fucking devious bitch again! OMG!!!
The nerve gas was just released into CTU :(
Bye bye, fatty!
Why don't more people watch The Shield. You'd think people would enjoy watching bent coppers running around up to no good...
but it was always on channel 5 at about midnight.
stupid channel 5.
Yeah. It's hard to get up enthusiasm for some Manc jumping into a river when VIC MACKEY has just inserted a GUN into a WHORE'S MOUTH because she refuses to FLIP ON HER PIMP!
...I need to calm down...
But it looked like Klaire had pushed Max into a canal.
sundays omnibus will be AMAZING
me and my boyfriend cheered when OB punched Claire.
he's so dead.
thank god someone punched her!
*its not real its not real its not real*
PULL THOSE HEART STRINGS!
max is definitely alive. definitely. no doubts about it.
me and my sister cheered too!
for a moment i hoped that in a brilliant twist tom was actually gonna drown leaving max alive with his life in tatters but alas it wasn't to be
I want Tom to die too. And Tony. Can Tony be involved somehow?
is Jim from Eastenders. His face alone is amazing.
Jim (hideously ugly)
Max (pretty ugly)
Bradley (immaculately good looking in a really posh way)
the only connections being the ginger/baldness ones.
it is Branning isn't it? Anyway, Jim is Ace.
Patrick used to be ace, but then he had sex with Pat. PAT!
also, i can't even tell half of the cast apart.
hollyoaks is amazing
that mean lifeforms from chester counted as people.
.. but it's grown on me. I saw quite a few cast members at V festival up north so I decided to give it a go. I find it amusing.
so its gay.
But the fact I missed this makes me gay.
I've missed OB hitting Claire? Really?!
Explain whats happened over the last few days, I've be preoccupied with Wii Sports and Zelda. Help!
does anyone know of an online day by day plot summary website for hollyoaks?!
but, from what my sister told me, and what I saw:
Max accidentally overdosed on cocaine (can someone explain this to me please?) and had a heart attack.
Claire took him away to some log cabin to 'recover' (and Tom too)
Claire took all the medicine out of his capsules, pretended to get a doctor when she didn't, basically tried her best to kill him.
He found out about this and tried to escape with Tom, but she caught him and stopped him.
Claire pretended Tom had fallen in the lake, but she'd actually locked him in a car.
Max dived in the lake, then sank.
OB arrived, punched Claire, and dragged Max out.
IS HE DEAD?!
...I know all that, I've just lost the plot since last Thursday and seem to have missed the Claire-cummupence/OB-Max reconciliation storyline I've been waiting for for weeks!
want to be my sister? The old one is crap at telling me about Hollyoaks.
I found out yesterday why I'd heard your (real) name before. It's been annoying me for ages trying to remember...
Robyn Campbell, right?
also, the whole thing in the log cabin was an homage to Misery.
We literally all threw our arms up and cheered.
say "you should've listened to me max" turned around and walk away without looking back. Max kinda deserves to die for being so dumb.
or is he gay? I'm sure I read somewhere that there was a Craig Dean/JP McQueen gay romance in the pipeline, although I may have just misread something.
Why are they making Craig a wanker again? I like Jp and Craig. They should be some cut-price Max and OB.
Craig ended up punching him. But it's obvious he loves Craig really...
...that sounds a bit tacked on
....Hannah's pretty immense, despite looking like shes 12 (she's 19 I checked), and he only went along with the fancying Sarah theory of them splitting up because it was suggested and seemed an obvious convenient reason. Yes? No? JP gay for Craig Dean as I suspected all along?
"In 2006, the actor Darren Jeffries announced his decision to leave Hollyoaks temporarily, to look after his daughter. It has been announced that Matthew Huckvale will be taking over the role once Jeffries finishes filming scenes. It is anticipated that Huckvale will appear on screen from July 2007"
if he leaves, get rid of him!
why on earth would they be considering this? Is it feasable for me to write to the story writers with genuine concern for Hannah's bulemia, and see if they can write me into the script to sort her out? And then Tina, Sasha and Louise too? No?
...imagine that. Kris could be some kind of mad scientist. These things write themselves.
...she's in the babes calendar. Oh the Hollyoaks babes calendar. If only you didn't have Becka and Claire in you'd be perfect.