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Characters from the nativity.
oh wait, i dont think i've got that hang of this.
that's fine! You're doing great!
encourage him any further.
the donkey !
on his furry head.
That ^^^^ was an action.
all over again..
it shouldn't be too hard right?
like Hulk Hogan and The Queen?
there's another user called reece, we haven't met him yet.
even Jesus, lets just say that Reece is trialing it for the day
The 'star' of the show?
Then no. No you cannot!
OK, I'm going to be King Herod, he's one crazy mofo.
they had it coming.
to play the same part in the crucifixion.
I want to literally be the star, because my mum thinks I'm bright.
but, by the same logic, i need to be something stupid and gay!
see QI the other day? in some country they have a guy in the corner of the stable taking a poo. who wants to be him?
shepard... shitard... shit-turd.
umm... carry on.
I forgot his name though, possibly Pedro.
some of them are called Pablo.
A towell wrapped round my head
A walking stick
I won't make a Wales/sheep joke here. I'm sure sadpunk will make one anyway.
I said prick his boil!!
get off the stage!
was it filled with piss though?
love you really sadpunk. tell another joke!
tell your own joke!
nothing. *rolls eyes*
you make me feel sad.
I think you brought it on yourself!
involving wkd blue and strongbow. all alone. :(
I'm going to a resturant, and doing the things that sadpunk is doing as well.
i am majorly disadvantaged -unable to drive and live in the middle of nowhere. party tommorow night though, so ner ner. :P
it's not really a party until I'm there.
Wait til you see my party piece!
You have to see it before you can pass judgement!
i'll hold back my judgement till then.
Get a room you 2!
be Mary please.
But we do need a sand dune, you up to it IrishMagpie?
was once given the role of 'door' in his school nativity play.
Joseph had to knock on his face, my friend would then stand aside, and the Innkeeper would tell Joseph to Eff Off.
the funniest thing i have ever heard.
What makes it funnier is that he was really happy in the role. He was well excited telling his mam "guess what I am in the nativity play? A DOOR!"
i havenmt laughed so much since my sister came home from primary school, and told us she's been playing football.
"what position did you play?"
I did a LoL.
I auditioned for a play at school once, sang THREE different songs and they gave me the part of the coach driver, I just had a to do a whippy motion with my hand and trot across the stage - once!
Me and 4 others got to share the role of 'whale' in The Story Of Jonah.
I think I was 2nd from the back. We had this giant whale costume thing, and we swallowed that Jonah right up.
We also had to wear wellington boots.
No idea why.
that's amazing, i wish I'd got that role. I was a crow one year. :( I don't think there were any crows at the real nativity.
Although the play did contain Pablo a reindeer from Mexico... :-S
One year there were loads of aliens or something, and another year we had the 'children of the world' which was basically kids dressed up as national stereotypes, like extras from Tintin.
We also had one year where this big girl was The Star Of Bethlehem. All she had to do was wear a star costume and sit on top of the slide.
was the kids with speech impediments or other social defects, who were given the role of Wise Man's Assistant, and they had to just walk behind the Wise Men and try not to fall over.
has delayededly made me cry with laughter...
Let the booing comence!!
must have missed the adverts for them.
I just have to pick the baby Jesus up and put it down again occasionally don't I?
one of us had to say it. G
Good work Sparky.
did that G come from?
have no money to be miserly about, will stop copying my music collection for assorted hangers on. Takes hammer to burners, crosses arms, turns back on everyone, mutters to himself...
pure as the driven snow, now give me that blue teatowel.
now give birth!
for the play?
but hang on, you'll need to rehearse!
could impregnate a melon.
The melon will represent the baby!
a raised eyebrow smiley face?
the 7 helpings of curry I had last night.
You take 'all you can eat' to new levels!
7 indeed. And loads of rice, and bread. There was one mild turkey, one hot turkey, a mixed veg, a lentil, and a very hot beef one. 7 of each, with mango chutney.
Right, I'm off for a pint with Fishplums.
from the original sin.
I was going to be called "gabriel" before my dad stepped in.
he got inspiration from Gabriel Batistuta.
my little sisters name is gabriella
we call her pooey
but think of the knicknames
has its fair share.
in our school nativity. i have no idea why. they both couldn't be further from me in any way. ha!
donkey's fucking ars.
and you responded!
Jews don't celebrate Christmas why is zxcvbnm getting all worked up?
You do like to rabbi-t on and on...
You've gone too F(B)ar (Mitzvah)
that no one thinks i look like jesus anymore? i think so.
but branlove kept going on about, the silly man. probably jealous of my flowing locks?