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i didn't send a mass text because everyone in my phone book is jewish
*don't worry kids, i'm probably semitic!*
mine was better. it mentioned all the essentials of christmas, like wham and earning 40k a year.
neither of those apply to me but, hey, it's christmas.
I didn't get one.
Therefore my mass text will be: "Here's hoping you call have a great Christmas and have a great new year - except Chris Alcxxk, who I hope gets AIDS and dies. On his birthday."
not alcxxk. they don't look alike at ALL.
i took you off my list cos i thought you were having a lonely christmas., and mine was all about love and company and shit.
(They say Stealthy's heart grew 3 sizes that day...)
make sure you finish the txt with "ROBYN WISHPIG!!!!"
i love that yu make me think of a bird
but then i didnt send anyone else one so i suppose its fair, but not really cos i dont have any money in ma phone, so theyre bastards!