What? It's 5.15 on Christmas Day - really think I'm going to get any sleep? I shall commence opening....
But it's - it's recipe book. ....It's a cocktail recipe book. Wtf? Father Christmas really ought to know better.
He is apparently called Lambert and is very soft. I'll have lost it by tomorrow.
There's likely to be many more straws to follow.
I've kind of gotten used to lying down with this laptop though. I guess that's a hint she wants it back.
she is ho?
It's my mother.
It's metal - and is like a non-egg-shaped egg cup on both sides. One is bigger than the other. Help anyone? Someone? No? Okay.
It gives out an awesome multi-coloured light. How cool?!
Well, something's got to keep me awake for the next few hours.
TWO HUNDRED OF THEM!
I think it's something to do with vodka.
youre an 18 year old girl.
ironic "just woken up cos my mouth felt weird" posts
More than internet forums.
can work wonders.
Gte back to me in twenty minutes.
If it helps?
And nobody's awake =(
why arent you waiting to open?
surely you have a few hours to do so?
I can't sleep at Christmas. I wish I could. But I can't.
Other presents, yes. Stockings, no. Cause it's all little stuff, that in the big scheme of things, nobody actually cares about.
I live with my mother. And my sister when she's not at uni.
i'm at my stepmum's house. big family. stupid fucking ritual of everyone opening and seeing what everyone got and nodding their heads and punning.
She actually times the intervals between opening presents, to make sure we're not going through them too quickly.
Does Father Christmas do this to everyone when they turn 18? It feels strange. I'm not sure that I like it....
So there's going to be a 10ish minute delay in stocking opening activities.
OMG it's Christmas. But it doesn't feel like Christmas. I don't like it.
I have two.
i'm so PMing you my address.
I'm nice like that.
Not any of the bits I'm currently in need of.
Anyone smelt her lately? The popcorn smell is nice, and I don't want to ruin it.
SEVEN head bands!
What else could it be! The tangerine, sitting patiently at the oot of every stocking.
It's a bit squashed.
Calm the fuck down. Unless you're drunk. In which case, carry on.
The family have gone out and I'm not allowed to open any more presents until they're back. Which will be a whole THREE hours. I want more presents.
and not just because im imagining "stocking" to mean "vagina".
also, i couldnt get back to sleep after reading it
Then well, it's pretty huge. It's all quilted and has pretty pictures on the front. And it's silky inside. I used to sleep inside it when I was very small - like with a sleeping bag.
could i have a feel of your stocking?
What happened in 2007, I wonder? :-\
I was reading this and thinking "Wtf? Where's the manga?".
Also, OMG IT'S SOON.
Better to wake up for it, really.
I thought manga was your thing from the day you were born, PocketMouse, don't do this to me.
Just a lot less so.
A little bird tells me there might even be a mini-stocking this year....
Tune in some time obscenely early tomorrow morning to find out!
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