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"The band were fucking wank and I'm not having a nice time."
What a waste of bandwidth. You make me sick.
i do a stand-up routine where anyone who says 'thanks for that' gets regaled with a detailed description of my last shit.
i am not joking about this.
where can i catch you in action? is it somewhere near an industrial estate? or a prison?
but before that i did it in farringdon at the betsey trotwood. i think i'd had pepperami firesticks the night before so it was a good 'un.
Oh wait, I already have...
I stole it from next door.
There's only music, so that there's new ringtones.
COULD ALL GO A BIT FRANK SPENCER.
but some wanker in an artic
crushed me on his journey home
now i can't use the telephone
oh dear. quel dommage.