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who's top banana ?
God is a liar
Santa is a fat disappointment
bursts forth from Mr T :)
and God for that matter:
of cakes with the santa story, clearly the cause of death
Santa is just a pervy guy in a cheap red suit.
him shitter. You don't get hundreds of guys wandering around in white robes pertaining to be God.
I started the trend. Get out Wumpy.
I doubt it.
be. I'm not talking to you any more satan, you're just trying to get me to do bad stuff.
aren't Satan. He is shit.
Satan can't even do anything.
HOW IS HE A PERVE? HOW?
the real santa doesnt sit in department stores asking what they want. he has lists and letters. so FUCK YOU.
*hug* ; )
He changed his ways. I don't intend to, not this year anyway.
Coca cola > God
None, seen as thoug both of them are clearly fictional characters!!
Ok then Santa as he looks more like my dad than Jesus looks like Joathan Woodgate.
coca cola rots your teeth. god doesnt.
So he is a coward.
i think i might use coca cola as part of a "design" argument for god's existence.
god created coca cola created santa. confusing.
coca cola did put santa in an advert (y)
and your body
like that riddle in the hobbit, the one about time destroying everything.
CURSE YOU GOD FOR MAKING US THIS WAY.
i bet santa can't make a person out of another's rib. all he can do is get round the world in a night.
That coca cola commercial is really creepy.
mythical beings against one another, at least throw a dragon into the ring
Santa is just a peadophile.