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he had low ELF esteem!
come on then.
so he can hoe-hoe-hoe
i made mine up..........
is copied from some website somewhere
"Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!"
Still not getting this.
her grandmother had a big nose.
he's a good slegder!
rudolph the red nosed reindeer!
how do i come up with these?
cos he went crackers!
i'm on a roll
but you might be on to something.
oh forget it, the punchline is National Elf Service.