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The shortening of Richard to Dick.
Or the slang term for COCK, dick?
Otherwise the deserted would be called spotted cock.
'dessert' came out as 'deserted'. The internet's broken.
your brain's broken.
You geordie idiot.
Shine my shoe.
but me guvnah confiscated my shoe-shining kit. Said I'm a liability, 'cos I'm rubbing holes in people's toecaps, all because I'm eager to impress. I'm reduced to shouting 'Whoah, me lads, Ah'll shine yer shoes', and passing the trade onto a more qualified person. (That's it, I'm going to bed now)