You better appreciate it as it took me ages to write.
Once upon a time little jack was out shopping with his mother.
They were in the department store hand in hand when little Jack ran away and went up to one of the mannequins in the window and started to put his hand up the dummy’s skirt.
Shocked at this Jacks Mother ran across the shop floor and gave him a slap on the wrist screaming “You naughty little boy!”
Jack replied by saying “What’s wrong mum?”
She told little Jack that he shouldn’t put his hand up peoples skirts because at the top there are sharp teeth that will bite his little hands off.
Scared to death by this revelation Jack promised he would never ever go near skirts again !!
So years go by and Jack is in his teenage years sitting on the sofa with his first girlfriend.
After some time kissing and touching Jacks girlfriend asks jack to take it a little bit further. So acting on this request a few garments are removed.
After a bit more time she once again says to Jack “I really don’t mind it you want to take it a bit further”.
So responding to this a few more clothes are removed and the passion starts to really heat up.
It goes on like this for some time until they are both naked apart from Jack’s girlfriend who is still wearing her knickers.
She’s virtually begging for it and says “come on Jack I really want you to take it further”.
To her surprise and amazement Jack replies by saying “I’m really sorry but obviously I cannot go any further.”
“But why??? I don’t understand??” Jacks girlfriend says.
Having to explain himself Jack says “well clearly if I go any closer those sharp teeth behind your knickers will bite my hands off!!”
"WHAT ???" is the shocked response from his girlfriend.
She promptly removes her knickers, places her legs behind her head and points at her fanny declaring "Look…look at this…there are NO teeth in there!!"
Jack takes a look and replies “Well I’m not surprised…..look at the state of them gums!”