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my latest from theo:
From TheoGB | 20 Dec '06, 14:32 | Reply"
apart from this one:
You really are a fucking moron
From Mr_JDTraynor | 04 Dec '06, 23:21 | Reply
i like that you have donnie darko on there
i well watched it last night haha
it was real fun
From NoiseFloor_x3 | 30 Nov '06, 14:25 | Reply
hi im new im a girl not dude as my profile says hi X
From emostacie | 16 Nov '06, 16:45 | Reply
Still convinced that you have never talked to me before?
From lukeuhlman80 | 06 Nov '06, 10:19 | Reply
yes you have, take a look at my profile pic and you'll remember...
From lukeuhlman80 | 05 Nov '06, 21:52 | Reply
cuz i think you're a great guy, and i think that you're really handsome...
From lukeuhlman80 | 04 Nov '06, 13:30 | Reply
What?! so now you're not going to talk to me?
From lukeuhlman80 | 04 Nov '06, 12:49 | Reply
Blair is 'waterwings' and i'm talking to you because i like you and you're a cool person....
From lukeuhlman80 | 04 Nov '06, 10:58 | Reply
i've talked to you on here before, i asked you what music you liked and you said "only the sweet music we could make together" and then i asked how big you were...remember, i haven't talked to you for a while though cuz i've been talking to Blair...but you do remeber me, don't you?
From lukeuhlman80 | 04 Nov '06, 09:07 | Reply
Hey Kev, how you going?
From lukeuhlman80 | 03 Nov '06, 11:11 | Reply
That all you've got to say? You really don't know how attractive you are do you? I will admit, that short note did make me smile. Hope I get another one similar to it! You're too cool.
From silvermoonlitnight | 01 Nov '06, 21:36 | Reply
Re: Is this you messing around Mike?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaa... sadly it is not me.
From Mike_Diver | 01 Nov '06, 17:19 | Reply
Wow your really handsome. I bet your personality goes right along with your looks. Hey, email me. email@example.com
I'd like to get to know you if you wanna get to know me. I'm sorry if this offends you. But please, email me, I'd like to talk to you.
From silvermoonlitnight | 01 Nov '06, 15:38 | Reply
look a bit like shevchenko deadly
u break my heart once again! :'(
i miss you x
From mouldycherryx | 20 Dec '06, 14:37 | Reply
the best one of the ones i can be bothered to look through:
your love is my love and my love is your love. itd take an eternity to break us
From alcxxk | 13 Dec '06, 11:37 | Reply
my worst one:
You are in ...
...so much trouble AGAIN
From gnster | 13 Dec '06, 11:34 | Reply
(my mum finding out i am not at work because i'm posting on DiS)
morning i wake up and thank my mam im not welsh
haha your hott.
i love you.
wanna go out?
haha = ]
From i_LOVE_HiM | 14 Oct '06, 15:36 | Reply
very. it made me all huumpy
From meths | 18 Dec '06, 12:37 | Reply
come to london and suck me off?
From alcxxk | 20 Dec '06, 14:58 | Reply
'She looked up at him, doe-eyed, squeezed hard and lightly kissed the tip of his now-engorged dick. 'You just lie there. This one's on me,' she said as she took him in her mouth.
'you've heard the expression: when in Rome?'
'Uh, uuugh,' Mickey grunted in acknowledgement.
'Well, as the lady said,' Andi smiled as Mickey's scrotum tightened, 'Welcome to Goblin's.'
From alcxxk | 20 Dec '06, 15:02 | Reply
That was his uni room.
Invited me back to 'watch a mystery jets dvd' once.
I swear he was grooming me...
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From 84joe | 19 Sep '06, 20:42 | Reply
you're not pissed again, are you?
Look I know life as a single mother of three on a sink estate might be trying at the best of times, particularly when you have varicose veins before the age of twenty and your last giro bounced higher than the moon, but you've got to stop thinking you can drink yourself out of your responsibilities. Now get off the internet and scrape the chip fat off the stove, you idle harlot.
From Parsefone | 17 Dec '06, 01:57 | Reply
some of my favourites:
From dove_from_above | 13 Dec '06, 23:11 | Reply
are you drunk? can i e-rape you? x
From klaire | 08 Dec '06, 02:05 | Reply
I tell it like it is, son
I've just realised I lent the DVDs to Trisha (that mooching drug-addled bastard). I'll let you know when I get them back. In the meantime, don't mistreat your girlfriend, son. Get a job and stop taking drugs. I don't take any guff, not me. If you want guff, go on to another tv show. That's right, I shoot from the hip.
From Jeremy_Kyle | 13 Dec '06, 20:33 | Reply
i think i forgot to reply! sorry jeremy.. you're brilliant
I LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKK FUCKK FICKK FCU POCKE T FXUJKIT MOIUSE. INSHOOT MICE IN'M MY SPARE IME/ OH WHAT'S THAT. I'M ORED. OH! A MOUSE. SHOOY SHOOT SHOOT. BOOD DISAPPOINTMENT / I' a vegetarian
From jasminepearson | 28 Aug '06, 05:19 | Reply
Send me a picture of you.
From hollywood_freak | 06 Dec '06, 04:10 | Reply
He always asks for something explained and then doesn't have the decency to reply back when I do. Even a suggestive threat about my mother, I mean jesus how hard is it
he probably got bored when i didn't put out
From klaire | 20 Dec '06, 15:27 | Reply
Good one, sexybum.
what the fuck is up with your picture its weird and what is it?
From PsychoChic | 22 Mar '05, 17:24"
"why aren't you in bed!?
From fionapinkstars | 02 Mar '06, 01:47 | Reply"
Re: once upon a time in the west
From zxcvbnm | 19 Dec '06, 15:54 | Reply
I'd show you my winkie for 50p.
If it gets sexier than that, I'd like to hear it
From Judge_B | 04 Oct '06, 16:47 | Reply
the bottom comes first...
From BobbyGrindrod | 20 Oct '06, 22:28 | Reply
Re: thursday 21 december
From -Raz- | 11 Dec '06, 14:36 | Reply
poking is for lamers
From OceanStorm | 11 Dec '06, 01:10 | Reply
i hate you
i hate you
From chris_is_cool | 20 Dec '06, 19:45 | Reply
ever sends me any
you doubtful cunt
nothing! it was wholly unprovoked. I swear.
abuse. I'm sad. :(
the game, they gave me my access back! you're a loser. :p
to get drunk. get your access back and play me later. bye x
he pms me all the time
this ones pretty bad
I had you confused with The Glory! Well both names begin with g... :-/
From TheoGB | 14 Jul '06, 16:30 | Reply
off to the cinema!
i think i was drunk when i got it and didnt notice it:
hello, i'm zane but i'm also a group alter-ego. If you ever want to be me my password is lolzane.
From Zane_LOL | 19 Nov '06, 12:19 | Reply
im not in the crew :'(
anyway, this is quite a good pm but, still...
"ha ha! what's happening to me?! If I didn't know better it looks as if I'm being spit roasted my dogs.... thanks! x x x xx x
From jasminepearson | 03 Dec '06, 12:37 | Reply"
Okay. BUT I NEED TO LEAVE after I tell you, I'm afraid.
I'm...a HAEMAPHRODITE GOAT!!!!
From WonderGoat | 07 Nov '06, 23:52 | Reply
i assume Zane_LOL got banned. Unless there's like a huge screen saying YOU ARE BANNED when you try to sign in.
i don't know where my conversation with pop-rules is, that was fun.
ooo find that one, it sounds good!
Holy crap. It's 5:51 over in the British Isle. WOMAN! THIS IS UNHEALTHY!
I don't know what I'm talking about anymore, but I like to use CAPS!!! Er, and GOOD MORNING! (It's still night for me though).
From SuperAussieNinja | 16 Oct '06, 05:47 | Reply
it's lost in the mists of pre-history.
oh well :(
it said 'resonates' half is kinda cut off...i got bored...it's probably a bit emo.
chris martin? eh eh
From i_LOVE_HiM | 14 Oct '06, 22:51 | Reply
Frigg off, you shit spastic of a tosser.
From wrightylew | 11 Dec '06, 23:00 | Reply
paedo! at the disco!
go defend your comment! xxx
From ex_cynic | 19 Nov '06, 10:27 | Reply
From on_tha_run | 16 Mar '06, 08:29 | Reply
Every other Thursday I like to strangle men with my tie, which i use to wipe my bum. I will find you this week... find and rape you.
From John_Brianlove | 12 Apr '05, 20:58 | Reply
that is ace.
are you remotely good looking either way? If you are then, i guess i can be sorry.
From ralphcore | 30 Mar '05, 00:54 | Reply
are u a chick then??
From ralphcore | 30 Mar '05, 00:39 | Reply
I made the same mistake as you did with lol except I was getting this from people I was working with........Imagine how confused that left me.....
For quite a while after recieving sametime messages with :-) I thought people were just substituting letters with random keys, much as in the traditional way of blanking out swearing, I sometimes therfore used to send replies consisting of similarly random punctualtion marks
From creakyknees | 12 Nov '04, 16:07 | Reply
meant Lots of Love and it was confusing me somewhat... Bless Creaky.
Got it all too high
Got it figured out,
I wanna do whatever
Laugh until september
And I seem to think that you were once here with me
Maybe I was wrong
U were moving on
And I sit and wonder
Get my way or nothing will move on
Everyone has gone
You feel so empty, but I've got me a friend
And I like it
And I know u say I can't care for someone
But are you that clever that you smile forever?
If it summer yeah...
Coz I just don't feel it
Baby its a treaty
Maybe you are not her
And I sit and wonder, falling under
Get my way or nothing will move on
Everyone has gone.
You feel so empty, but I've got me a friend
And I like it, ooooooh!
Say now, got it for all of me
How do I?
From fionapinkstars | 21 May '06, 22:49 | Reply
Complete with a picture of Lost Prophets.