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from the bottom of that page is ace.
SELF: I have read your book Richard, I do wish you would stop saying that I haven't. I have read 200 pages, I read them quite closely.
LITTLEJOHN: But you haven't read the book in its totality and you have to read the book in its totality.
LITTLEJOHN: In order to understand it.
SELF: Does it turn into Tolstoy at page 205?
shit i so should;ve got a Will Self novel as a present for someone this year. Damn.
SELF: What does it say on the passport - the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - that is actual latest constitutional formulation of what Britain is. I regard myself as a citizen of an archipelago that happens to be called Britain.
LITTLEJOHN: You are not still on heroin are you?
SELF: No and listen, I would thank you kindly not to insult me in that fashion.
self is fucking cool
this thread would be about one of my Argyle heroes Adrian Littlejohn :-(
someone else surely has to love the guy like I do :-(
Although I understand more than a few current Plymouth worthies are burning up with self-hatred
same one who used to play for Sheffield United? Had loads of pace if I remember but always forgot to take the ball with him.
he would be shit in Division 1 but when we were in Division 3 pace was all you needed to tear the defences apart.
Then he broke his leg and was just never the same again.
That partnership with Carlo Corazzin = Supersexy. And it proved the Warnock is ace.
of him he was playing for Mansfield, last season I think. Not sure if he's still there now though.
do you really want to make me crrrry?
that would be hot.
look at this sweet, innocent little girl. do you really want to make tears roll down those fat little cheeks?
this thread would be about Brainloves penis :-(
"SELF: It is homophobic isn't it?
SELF: The baddies are typed up as being gay.
LITTLEJOHN: Not necessarily.
SELF: Well they are."
What a read!
I've only just found out about this Littlejohn guy but he sounds pretty hilarious.
I didn't know people wrote books with such graphic, comedic sex scenes in them.
I was aware he'd written a book, but THAT? I feel unwell.
on the bbc site.
can;'t find it now though