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I've only been in my job for 2 months. About £300. Nice one!
can i have some money?
my employer seems to hate christmas and denies its existence
i wont even get paid!!!
would a hug make you feel better? we can share our woes
When I worked at Tesco they gave us all a lottery ticket one year. No-one won. Cunts.
We used to get Christmas bonuses. Those days are long gone now...
but got taxed on it.
Why must they tax me so?
a taxed bonus is better than no bonus at all.
you get no sympathy from me.
Or I think I used to.
Wish I did
Christmas bonus will be not having to come in for 6 days. And that is all I ask, too
pay rise that half matches inflation...WOE OH WOE
I have no money. :(
I feel bad for boasting now.
i'm a student it's my prerogative to have no money.
by sharing your wealth
so in many ways, I'm just like you.
to live in.
A single on the bus costs £55,000.
it cost me £200,000
i bought a pain au chocolat and a pint of milk for lunch and it cost me £72,500 :'(
On top of my basic minimum wage I'm getting a 25 pounds bonus, considering we're charging 40 pounds a head I think that's pretty darn stingy.
Horay for part time jobs!
£150 AND it's taxed
Apparently. But when, i know not. It's nearly christmas now, fucking twats. I want money.
Things ain't half bad when you put them in a good light :o)
£900, which after tax is about 600.
And we went to NEw York for our Christmas Party.
My job owns!
but let's face it... you're no fucking looker!
I'm not a Geordie
Go back to the dole queue.
P.S Love the 'Platoon' hair cut
go back to the dole Queue!!
What a nob. I bet i still earn more than you fuck face!
That you're 14 years older than me, you probably won't get very good odds on that bet. The probability is one.
You made a joking insulting comment so I made a cliched regional comment as a joke back. Evidently you've taken it serious, which would perhaps mean that you were just openly slagging my appearance. Which is plain bad manners really isn't it!
as you have quite rightly pointed out.
Oh, but i was very very serious when i called you fuck face.
VERY SERIOUS DAMMIT.
*adopts a hard stereotypical Geordie stare*
I was once waiting for my then girlfriend at Chicester metro station at like 3pm, and out of nowhere this 13 year old came out to me and went "God, you're a right curly haired cunt".
And later on the same day I had three glass bottles thrown at me for having the audacity to be wearing a London Irish shirt. Luckliy they didn't break on me, but it fucking hurt. Had a massive lump on my head.
So I'm quite scared of Geordie hard men.
looking forward to annual bonus in March/April (can't remember) though. MMMMM.
Not as much as last year :-(
And a trip to Macy's with a baby crocodile.
Not as good as last year when we got to throw Noel Edmonds out of a helicopter.
Thats not a bonus!
he made a pact with satan himself.
Using all that stuff he draws on his hands, he conjured a force field to protect him
yes i did. You should of killed me when you had the chance thewarn mwahaha now theres no stopping me!
i was surprised.
for my bonus. That'd be nice. I may never come back from France if that happens.
pretty much in the middle of nowhere but it's a welcome retreat :)