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Who would you cast.
I want Jack Bauer as Joseph
And Locke from lost as one of the wise men.
Any other suggestions
and play all the parts
Mary starts sucking off the donkey, while Joseph does her from behind. The three wise men are actually film directors, and one of them films it while the other two direct and give the donkey a helping hand. The final scene involves a lot of cum, some discarded frankincense and a very sore ass.
People, please, this deserves a bit of respect!
I can now.
I'm actually starting to think this might be my greatest moment.
may have already been made
so long as you can compromise a bit on the detail
3 wise men Anschul cadd Wightylew
3 kings guntrip monkeynuts rnrmassacre
3 angels (basically blokes in tights) Ho Fo commandercool Darcy Brainlove (OK thats 4 but its my fantasy ok)
Mary - SCL
Joseph - JDT
baby Jesus PV
herod - wishpig
Innkeeper - monpot
barn door - tim the enchanter
some discarded animal fodder - mouldycherryx
manger animal cast
lead porcine - pigfoot
lead bovine - sarkyfox
shepherd - janfurnace
lead ovine - Jacob Jones
lead gorilla - marcofella
lead bigfoot - tom from sparks
lead giraffe - Jasmine
lead bill murray - durutti
unidentifiable/unclassifiable species that just make vague honking noises -
bamos, crablin, thewarn
various assorted/numerous dung dwelling burrowers - anyone Ive forgotten
There I think that Ive managed to insult loads of people there.....christmas cheer etc
Creaky's and Bamos's...
I forgot about that....who should that be?......actually I left myself out didnt I.
Bamos's I do apologise.......heavens to betsy, I do hope that you didnt all think I was suggesting something untoward there
this is exactly why you're not cast as a wise man
I have havnt I?
little tom from hollyoaks as baby jesus. he is one hell of an actor.
if it's DiS, Mother of Bamos as Mary and Bamos as Jesus. however the wisemen will bring cider, pies and fags instead of gay stuff.
The little one = Jesus