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i havent heard one in ages
It's a good story, even fifth time round.
I thought you were just being comedy. Tell us more!
once upon a time, there was a young man called daniel methsington. his life was pointless, and he wore gay t-shirts. THE END.
The book was much better than the film I thought.
all the subtext. such a waste...
whjat about the one where the time wh...BASTARD!
i was on a bus, and i saw a woman hitting a man over the head with a frozen turkey.
went to smee in a beautiful smee-green boat
i dont get it
but bamos will berate me.
before you say anything in public ever again. The value of a good punchline.
Think they find a goblin.
Lock in in cupboard.
It's a downs syndrome kid.
And a lie.
but I haven't had chance to post it anywhere else yet.
The other day, on the hour long journey from Swindon to London, my mum sat opposite Lyn from Alan Partridge. 'Lyn' spent the whole journey phoning up various people saying "gosh, I'm so sorry, I was so utterly fucked last night, I hope I didn't do anything awful". LYN!
at least you didnt say smee
I might even get into an adventure on the way!
I'm off to buy a pie and multi-vitamins
MMmmmm. THREAD SOUP. Your posts are veritable croutons in the soupbowl of life.
i was in a smeeting.
did i do it right? did i?
knew the girl one out of the krankies, yeah, the short one.
"best story they had ever heard about shredding" yesterday, but i doon't know it
My mate shredded his goldfish
Ace. I'm not sure I want to know how. I have all the details I need. DEAD FISH!
a good story the other night, she's from the isle of man, and it went something like....an english man went into a pub there and got spat on because he was english. She told it more eloquently.