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its minus 5 in ipswich!"
someone just told me this joke. PCness aside, its not even funny.
A dyslexic killer has murdered all the substitutes
did you get beat down by some the Beatles haters?
Nah, it's very warm out in London... however come February I think we will be in for a shock.
that was quite funny.
there was a time you had to wait after something terrible happens before you can start joking about it?
It's usually about 30 seconds so he's actually been quite restrained.
a minutes silence for the tragic event (e.g. the untimely death of Roy Huddlestone, 103, teaboy of bramley athletic), then you can say whatever the hell you like
meths usually starts the jokes before it's happened.
and do jokes about the future.
i'm trying to think of one about that time when you poked yourself in the eye at 2pm today.
I love tasteless jokes, but that one didn't do it for me, i'm afraid.