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yes, yes, it is STILL disgusting.
you make me sad. I wish I had bacon right now so I could rave on about how it is very tasty and good.
even when you don't have any!
I'm going to see if we have any and if we do it's going in a bun with some melted cheese.
it is NOT as nice as people make out. the smell of toast is better
is good, but bacon smell is better....mmmm
so that wasn't a fact, it was a subjective opinion.
non-factual statement of opinion.
this coversation is causing me to bleed out internally.
I am very jealous.
the smell of bacon on toast = sublimeness
the smell of bacon is amazing, but the taste is a bit of an anti-climax.
i dont like the fatty bits
Proper farmshop bought bacon is the best.
it was in a sandwich :(
That's not real bacon!
You make me sad.
it was fish that finally crumbled my vegetarianism though. Fresh, hot, battered cod from Harry Ramsden's in York. I just couldn't resist it, i bought it on autopilot because of the smell and wolfed it down guiltily.
Fish is justifiable Homicide
i totally agree i really does depend. it almost always taste great. if it's too fatty i have to burn it, so it isnt chewy.
the smell; im less sure of. sometimes it smells terrible, frying flesh, urgh.
bacon taste > bacon smell. FACT.
for breakfast today. It was well nice. Tommy K and everything.
and smothered in catsup or cheese, it aint worth eating.
It's got to be meaty and chewy and covered in runny egg yolk!
No thanks Dave.
wasnt he in that programme with ziggy?
Samuel Becket, the famous Irish playwright.
what a gaylord
i wish i'd known you'd had me for breakfast.
i have recently been opened uip to the idea of having bacon rolls with BOTH red AND brown sauce. amazing AMAZINGNESS.
he started wanking into the mashed potato.
I meant the other Simon Mayo.
its over rated
if you've been eating unsmoked all this time then your opinion isn't valid to me
Smoked bacon is rubbish! They just hang it over a bonfire for 3 hours.
You're wrong, bacon is amazing.
If heaven has rainbows then they're made out of bacon, and at the end instead of a pot of gold there's more bacon, which is being cooked by Francis Bacon wearing a hat made of bacon.
I can imagine this Francis Bacon in a bacon hat
but not this one
but I liked him in Tremors.
in planes, trains and automobiles
he was messed up in that?
got his comuppance in the end anyway.
I still cringe watching some of that film though.
"You don't know shit 'cos you ain't been fucked up the ass like I have!"
cutiest kitty please! :)
Is that all i am to you, just a cute picture?!
no! you are so much more to me! <3
The meat replacement version, or 'fakon', if you will, is actually the most evil substance known to man.
Not as good as the real stuff though, nowhere near..
And it's just bacon flavoured paper!
I've never been so disappointed in my life by something. :'(
a lovely texture?
It actually smelt alright though when it was cooking.
I'm not much of a fan of the meat replacement stuff in general anyway. Apart from the sausages. YUM.
I don't think anything - ANYTHING - can compare to an actual pork sausage.
too hard to taste like pork are good.
Linda McCartney sausages = BAD.
Quorn = boring.
Cauldron = ACE.
Most of the flavour from (nice) pork sausages come from the herbs and stuff anyway. So veggie sausages are actually pretty good.
I remember those cauldron ones! They were a bit good. Not as good as ACTUAL sausages but as damn near as anyone could ever be!
Then safeway stopped selling them. :(
They're so good!
Cauldron do nice falafel too.
bangers are alright.
I just don't like the texture much, they're a bit dry...
You've done better.
the falafels. They're delicious.
I'm trying to think of where there;s a tesco near me now. :(
why don't you eat it??
well, I don't like Konnie Huq.
*I might like Konnie Huq
cook it really really quick no more than 30 seconds each side, in hot pan. hne put in a sadnwich with a fried egg. YUMBOS
put it in a snadwuich with it's fried offspring!
meths. HE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE!
favourite 'things', I recall?
Reviews tomorrow morning!
I am eating bacon and can confirm it is tasty.
Someone killer sarkyfox now, plz
it's not what i miss eating though
bolognase! mmmmm :(
but instead had to settle for porridge which is just wrong when you are hungover.
it has that effect on me when i'm hungover