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Sorry if this has been posted already, the reader comments made me chuckle.
when culls are called to solve animal problems that are wholly brought about by human acts.
You disgust me. Cullnel Cull.
In Finchley Central where I work there is a mentally handicapped old lady who feeds the pigeons ignoring the tonnes of posters saying DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!
I hate pigeons!
i hope it is
Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 5:18pm Thu 30 Nov 06
Dear Margaret. As you can see I've finally mastered this email thing! Sue and John came to visit today, which was nice, and it was Sue who taught me how to use the email. I shall be writing to you often now that I have figured it out. Please send my love to Helen and the boys. See you soon Love Mum xxx
Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 6:27pm Thu 30 Nov 06
Dear Mr Umbuku Please excuse any email fau pas I may make as this is only the second email I have ever written. Isn't it exciting? I was so sorry to hear about your plight with the Nigerian authorities and the subsequent demise of your mother, it must be a very difficult time for you my dear. My husband was saying only yesterday that the pond needed a new liner and the amount of money you are offering is quite staggering. Those Nigerian authorities have no right to withhold all that money, especially as it belongs to your family. Mr Dallinger has asked that I reply to you and confirm that the amount you wish to place into our bank account is indeed $645,00000? It does seem rather a lot. I look forward to your reply. Your sincerely Mrs D Dallinger
The starter was pigeon breast with some kind of spicy sausages.
I was informed by the waitress that the pigeons were from Yorkshire.
I'd give them all a good punching if I could!
but them pigeons know just how to push my buttons!
with their beaks?
and their stupid red feet!
French traitor-donkeys, by the look of things.
quite feathery, nod a lot.
Yeah, he's one.
with the blood of their human slaves
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!!!
if you're a pigeon, that is... ARE you a pigeon??
Although I do coo quite a lot. COO COO!
Now, come here and be punched!
All the better to punch you with, you lipless vermin!
TALONted at scratching your eyes out!
because my eyes are in a normal position! Not stuck on either side of my head!