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What's the most expensive thing you've stolen?
you fell into my trap (again).
whos got egg on their face now?
^^ we wont see the likes of those days again
i aint no thief
remember that time you stole some chewing gum?
i was brought up properly. when i stole the chewing gum i was trying to show off to lady meths. she didnt talk to me the whole way home
and assorted sweets from the newsagents on the way home from school. And the last thing i remember stealing is a biro from WHSmith.
Off my dad, back in the day.
Otherwise, just little things. MAkeup and the like, when i was about 13 and had no money.
My psychology teacher told me I'm an "affectionless psychopath". I was sad and thus disproved her.
from a garage in Tuscon. It WAS really hot.
It was AMAZING
See? Conclusively proven to be amazing.
That same day, we BROKE INTO A SWIMMING POOL!!!
I was like a young Dillinger back then.
ozzy "mad dog" osbourne?
by accident. I put them in my hoodie pocket (probably another reason why hoodies are bad) as I couldn't carry them along with the rest of my shopping. I paid for the rest and walked out completely forgetting about the stuff in the pocket/pouch thing. I only found out about a minute before I got home when I reached in for my keys.
I've nevr stolen anything, well £200 from a bank but that wasn't thieved it was banking error.
an exploding Golf ball from The Reject Shop once. I then dropped it from the roof of a multi-storey carpark. I'm so street.