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How could you? Are you not in danger of getting the sack?
if you were they could see you are the complete jazz package and wouldn't sack you.
they'd probably give you a raise, and all that jazz.
yeah...I used to know a guy who worked the night shift at a 24 petrol station, and used to have a joint every hour and a half, regular as clockwork.
You'd think they'd have seen him skinning up on cctv or something
He triple-dropped just before his shift (which involved operating heavy machinery), then a couple of hours later his boss got his dad to come to the factory and pick him up because he thought he was going insane.
He was COOL
that's fucking hilarious
I'd like to see someone do an almighty hit of Salvia Divinorum and then operate heavy machinery.
aah, Salvia...the best drug ever
the whole office used to smoke a joint on friday afternoon
all after noon
hang on that's not why i stopped, i made friends and starrted with lunchtime pool. but that sounds like a good idea for tomorrow, i'll have a storming hangover, so it might do the trick
i sometimes have a little toot before going into work. It makes me nice and apathetic which is perfect for working in IT, plus at my place, I can work at half speed and no-one notices the difference.
I'd fall asleep man.
No wonder he got sacked!